An individual who gets a job only or chiefly because of their preexisting relationship (and sometimes relation to) someone already employed within the organization hiring them. A "fully qualified fetus" is most often young, inexperienced, and contributes little or nothing of value to the workplace.
"It looks like they've hired a fully qualified fetus for technical support. Good thing they didn't promote someone qualified."
by Bill Dukane May 2, 2006
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Used to describe moderately attractive, to extremely attractive women.
Particularly useful in public or mixed company.
Used to describe moderately attractive, to extremely attractive women.
Particularly useful in public or mixed company.
by mrmcderm January 5, 2009
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a person who has spent many years aquiring a large range of qualifications/degrees from University or College yet they are still unemployable due to their qualifications meaning shit.
1. James just recieved his bachelor of "something" to add to his docterate in "something else" but he still cant get a job because his qualifications are worth fuck all in the real world. Now he is going to collect welfare and become a hippy 30 year old student. hence an over qualified unemployable
by P-Pope July 20, 2008
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Soccer Mom-Oh, come on, that was such a foul!
Annoyed Observer-SHUT UP YOU SELF QUALIFIED REFEREE!!!
Annoyed Observer-SHUT UP YOU SELF QUALIFIED REFEREE!!!
by t12j19c95 May 20, 2009
Get the Self Qualified Referee mug.Tryna show off and get alot of attention with their watercraft. Might include adding underwater lights to a boat , adding a slide to a pontoon. A person whos car/boat/truck/ golf cart is worth more than his house.
Guy 1: Why did they put those lights their boat?
Guy 2: They just straight up peacockin' he must be qualified.
"that guys got a real nice golf cart, he must be a Qualified peacocker."
Guy 2: They just straight up peacockin' he must be qualified.
"that guys got a real nice golf cart, he must be a Qualified peacocker."
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by dcoy February 17, 2009
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Socially Awkward Penguin: Watching video by the lonely island . . . parents walk in, are qualified to sing
guy1: Dude, I'm totally qualified to sing
guy2: brooooo! nicccceeeee!
guy1: Dude, I'm totally qualified to sing
guy2: brooooo! nicccceeeee!
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