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Equanimity

A calmness or evenness of temper, especially in difficult situations. One of the characteristics Bob Costas gave to Tim Tebow.
Wow, Tim Tebow sure has a lot of haters, but he never breaks out in anger. What equanimity!
by TwoAngryFigs December 15, 2011
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Equalist

An equalist believes in equality for all. No one person is better than anyone else and everyone desearves equal rights in society.
Audrey: I am an equalist and I believe in equality for all.
by Mighty Audrey January 7, 2015
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Prejudice Equality

Where everyone gets the equal amount of shit... Niggers, Gooks, Rednecks all get the equal amount of shit.
Hey nigger there is some fried chicken over there, Hey gook don't eat the neighbors cat, Hey redneck your cousin doesn't like to be fucked. Prejudice Equality
by Jake fagler August 11, 2016
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equan

A trait shared by two or more objects having the same quantity, but not necessarily sharing the same other qualities.

Quality -> Equal -> Equality
Quantity -> Equan -> Equantity

Two cereal boxes of different brands may not share the same box artwork, cereal flavor or type, but they have the same amount of cereal in them - Therefore, they are equan.
1 - Dude, those two vending machines are equan.

2 - What?
by RektSkrubs June 28, 2019
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Gender Equality

Gender equality is the,well,equality of men and women,neither superior than the other.
Jane slaps Joe here across the face.
Jane:No hitting girls-you know the rules!
Joe:BULLSHIT!Gender equality-neccesary.
Joe throws a fist at Jane and walks away.
by BUKAWK July 11, 2010
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Sylvester Equation

An equation that tells you exactly how many beers you would need to drink to make a conscious decision to sleep with a girl. Person using the equation must be sober.

10 - X = # of beers

where '10' is the maximum 'hotness' score a girl can recieve, 'X' is the score given to the girl (1-10). The subtraction yields the number of beers one needs to consume.

*note: a beer can also be replaced by a 1oz. shot or mixed drink equivalent to one ounce of alcohol (40% or greater)
(taking place at local bar/club/party)

GUY1: Hey man what do you think of that girl over by the bar?

GUY2: Man, I'd give her a 4 outta 10

GUY1: Yea she does look pretty beat. Well according to the Sylvester Equation I'm gunna need 6 beers before I try to get any.
by buffalo ny March 6, 2010
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Differential Equation

A course commonly taken in college by math, engineering and various other majors. It is a field of mathematics created for the sole reason of torturing anyone who thought calculus was easy. In many cases attending lectures in this class will cause mild to severe brain trauma depending on the competency of the lecturer and the student.
Joe: "So are you taking any math this semester?"

Laura: "Yeah, I'm in differential equations."

Joe: "Yeah...Mike took that last semester."

Mike: "Uggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh."

Joe: "Aww how nice, I think he was wishing you good luck."
by 'ice' November 11, 2009
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