boyfriend epidemic

When all the pussy in the residence hall is taken by random douchebags who live out of state.

Damn, there are so many hot chicks here. Too bad there is a fucking boyfriend epidemic.

by dlcopperfield September 28, 2009

epidoula

a combination therapy for labor that includes a doula AND an epidural.

a typical labor patient who desires a non-medicated, "natural" delivery and solicits the services of a doula. at some point in the labor process, she decides to add an epidural for pain management. the epidural is an adjunct treatment. hence, she uses the doula with the epidural---epidoula

by anesthesiaherms January 11, 2012

evoid

to use technology for the sole purpose of avoiding (human) contact

I saw Jim headed in my direction and evoided him with my iPod.

by Lynne F. October 23, 2005

epod

Dope spelled backwards. Refers to drugs

scum bag who has the epod?

by Z Bot September 6, 2008

epidemic

1. (dictionary) Widespread contagion, usually a bacteria or virus, that kills or severly sickens a large number people in a particular geographic area.

2. (American Media) Half-assed drug or dumbass activity that kills a couple suburban white kids, usually in the Baltimore area for some reason.

1. The SARS epidemic of 2003 killed hundreds and hospitalized thousands in China and Toronto.

2. Stone Phillips reporting on the highway surfing epidemic... Ashleigh Banfield to follow with an expose on the paint-huffing epidemic.

by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005

epodic

epic in a odd way or odd in a epic manner

Wow that guys hat is so epodic.
What a epodic day.

by Fritz Hollamann April 29, 2010

Joke epidemic

A joke epidemic is when in a certain period of time, everyone is making the same jokes or about the same subject. It's usually after an event that got a lot of media coverage.

Synonyms: Joke pandemic and joke infection

Person A:
If I hear one more Kanye West joke, imma not let you finish.

Person B:
Dude, you're totally contributing to the joke epidemic!

by Meanum December 20, 2009