egophobe

1. n. A person who has such a low opinion of him/her self that he/she is afraid to express ideas, opinions, or even to talk to others for fear of making a fool of him/herself.

2. A person who apologizes for everything that he/she does.

Cathie is such an egophobe that she practically apologizes for being alive.

Maria has good ideas, but the fact that she is an egophobe keeps her from voicing them in staff meetings.

egophobic (adj.) egophobically (adv.) egophobia (n)

by Accordianne February 5, 2010

Egophile

Someone who is literally in love with themselves. They will try to catch a glance of themselves in mirrors when nobody is looking. When caught, they will say they are looking at their hair, a spot etc. They sometimes kiss mirrors, and in extreme cases, fap to their own picture. The vast majority of Egophiles are Egotists.

'Holy shit'
'What?'
'I look good'

Egophile

by Egotist. December 22, 2008

Engorged

Erect to the point of your penis feeling like it’s going to explode. It’s a sign of youthfulness.

Robert: I saw her ass and I swear I felt precum come out of my engorged penis.
Arthur: Wonderful. I hope you don’t bust a fat nut the next time you see a nice butt.
Robert: My dick does what it wants to do.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Engorgeous

Someone so hot that you get instantly aroused.

Wow, check her out! She is engorgeous!

by Steve Jones June 3, 2005

enophile

1. One who appreciates and enjoys wine.

2. A collector of wine.

An enophile would enjoy a fine aged pinot.

by Flinn January 2, 2006

Engoogle

To claim to be an engineer, when in reality using Google as a reference tool.

Bugger me Steve, have you engoogled this specification straight from Wikipedia

by Kaon72 November 13, 2014

engorgis

A big, often large, form of gorgis.

I can't fit such a head in my Prius since he became engorgis.

by ellis June 15, 2007