To be intoxicated to the point of extreme motor skills failure. To spill beverages on ones clothing or body if, due to bets and challenges, one is not wearing clothing anymore. The point at which the illogical seems logical and doors, chairs, vases, and glasses are begging one to break them.
You don't remember last night? Your shirt was more wet than dry and you were past Terry Schiavo drunk, you were Englished.
by dDaVmFmRmKtMtWrDjS February 2, 2009
Get the Englished mug.to be Englished — v. to be unnecessarily addressed, and/or assisted (verbally or by means of written script) in pidgin English (by some ignorant but well-meaning local, rather than in the local language. ). This will usually happen to ex-pats, especially in countries still developing and/or with little exposure/ to foreigners and with poor international level education, like Japan.
"I got Englished in the bookstore this afternoon by an old Japanese hag asking me where I was from. Then I got bloomin' Englished again in the "Pig and Whistle", handed a gobbledegook Romaji menu after I'd already ordered in Japanese, for feck's sake..."
by Deke Miller April 13, 2007
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Used by Scottish people, and in some cases Welsh people to describe English speakers who speak with a stereotypical "British accent", appear or think they're upper class and are at times patronising to working class people.
When Rob left Glasgow to study his master's at Cambridge, he came back very Englishie.
They may call themselves Scottish in Edinburgh, but they're very Englishie.
Many incomers to Wales are complaining about the bilingual road signs & Welsh speakers. That's just Englishie.
I like living in Liverpool, most people there aren't Englishie.
The political class in London are very Englishie.
Although my friends in Manchester are proud to be English, they're not very Englishie.
The term expat is very Englishie.
They may call themselves Scottish in Edinburgh, but they're very Englishie.
Many incomers to Wales are complaining about the bilingual road signs & Welsh speakers. That's just Englishie.
I like living in Liverpool, most people there aren't Englishie.
The political class in London are very Englishie.
Although my friends in Manchester are proud to be English, they're not very Englishie.
The term expat is very Englishie.
by Kev85 August 20, 2022
Get the Englishie mug.Englishman- a stuck up snob from the eastern part of the UK, south of scotland, east of wales and west of france, Englishmen were usually found shagging sheep in mediavel times, but because there was no fine for shagging a sheep, welshmen used to steal sheep and if they got caught they would say they were going to shag it to prevent them from being fined, hence why the welsh are sometimes known as "sheepshaggers" englishmen believe that they are better than any other country in the UK when in fact they are not. englishmen have many different accents because they are so argumentitive they couldnt decide on one accent. the scots,welsh and irish usually hate the english because of theyre smugness they are usually chavvy and take drugs.
person 1-" look at that smug chavvy bastard wearing baggy clothes and shagging a sheep"
person 2-"thats my brother you prick"
person 1-"oh you must be the englishmen family thats just moved here then"
person 2-"thats my brother you prick"
person 1-"oh you must be the englishmen family thats just moved here then"
by Limezuk September 9, 2011
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The English have acquired a tainted reputation due to centuries of colonial dominance and exploitation. Especially in the second half of the twentieth century, with the growth of nationalistic sentiments across the Commonwealth, anti-English sentiments increased. It has been said that the smaller home nations are jealous of English political and economic success; this argument surely has some relevance. One must not ignore the fact, however, that the English are often culturally ignorant of other areas' local specificities (very much in the way Americans stereotypically are).
Calling someone an 'Englisher' firmly places the caller in opposition to the English claim to cultural superiority.
The English have acquired a tainted reputation due to centuries of colonial dominance and exploitation. Especially in the second half of the twentieth century, with the growth of nationalistic sentiments across the Commonwealth, anti-English sentiments increased. It has been said that the smaller home nations are jealous of English political and economic success; this argument surely has some relevance. One must not ignore the fact, however, that the English are often culturally ignorant of other areas' local specificities (very much in the way Americans stereotypically are).
Calling someone an 'Englisher' firmly places the caller in opposition to the English claim to cultural superiority.
by Bookling November 4, 2009
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by RagingWaters14 January 26, 2017
Get the Engibeer mug.When you are spending all of your time with a guy who acts like he is into you. He pays for your meals and holds your hand and tells you how great you are and how pretty you are and sends you mixed messages all the time. But he doesn't want to go any further than that. He just wants a pretty girl to hang out with and make him feel better about himself. This guy either has 1. an overall fear of commitment 2. a FWB with an ugly chick that he can't bring in public 3. can't get over his ex. Possibly all three. Origins: Eric English - the master of the game
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