engibeering 

Designing or fixing a device or any other task related to engineering while under the influence of alcohol. While this practice often results in something that works, the results are rarely of acceptable quality to a more sober person.

The speakers on hand were of to low an impedance for the available amplifier so the students began engibeering the following solution. Two speakers were wired in series to increase the impedance to an acceptable level. However, this additional speaker did not have an enclosure. It was fitted into a hole cut out of the side of a beer box and the wires joined by twisting them together and taping with packaging tape.

engibeering by MTUengibeer April 19, 2013

Mastering Engineering 

An online homework program designed to rob college students of their hard-earned money and serve as a crutch for professors too lazy to write their own homework assignments or to teach. Its purpose, beyond making millions for the publishing company, is apparently to reduce the number of engineering graduates in the United States by utterly demoralizing and destroying their confidence in an effort to force them to drop the program and/or kill themselves.

I used up all but one attempt on this stupid Mastering Engineering problem, before I realized it had switched everything to kiloOhms instead of Ohms! And then I still got it wrong! FML!

Mastering Engineering by kypok April 16, 2012

ENGINEERINUITY 

1)TO BE ABLE TO BUILD ANYTHING FROM NOTHING . BUT NOT PROBLEM SOLVING-- SOLUTION FINDING

Taking a skill saw and a skid and making a working table saw is real engineerinuity

ENGINEERINUITY by DAMN-NEBULI April 3, 2015

hillbilly engineering 

Having to make due with what you have, because you know you won't be getting anything else. Creations that aren't sophisticated or pretty but they get the job done.

The system of cables they use to move cut timber down the mountain has got to be the ultimate in hillbilly engineering.

hillbilly engineering by knowman March 30, 2008

Mastering Engineering 

The number one cause for depression and suicide in engineering students. This program is so incompetent Satan wouldn't even use it to punish the damned because he wouldn't have the patience to input the 30 letter and number sequence to open the account. See also Mastering Chemistry, Mastering Physics, Mastering literally insert anything here. They're all equally crap.

"My professor assigned us Mastering Engineering this semester."
"That's rough buddy *ties you a noose*"

Mastering Engineering by Imjustnotfeelinguptoitrightnow May 1, 2016

chemical engineering 

1) Hardest of the engineering disciplines and probably the hardest undergrad major ever. By the time you are three years into it, you'll hear strange noises at night and get increasingly paranoid. Some go insane or so the legends tell.
2) making other majors sound worthless
3) intense rape

Dude 1: "What's your major man?"
Dude 2: "Chemical Engineering"
Dude 1: "...how long do you think you'll last?"

chemical engineering by intenseflowrate October 23, 2013

Engineering 3.0 

During undergraduate engineering studies, a 3.0 grade point average is as large an accomplishment as a 4.0 in a liberal arts education.

"I can't find a job due to employers picking history majors for their GPA, thanks Engineering 3.0"

Engineering 3.0 by JMcFlyasdf November 5, 2011