Endre

A sexually appealing person, usually male. Common traits are enormous sized reproductive organs and a hot voice.

Girl 1: Hey, did you see that Endre back there?
Girl 2: Yeah, i noticed because of his voice

by CreamCamera45 October 15, 2017

endurovision

A pejorative name for the Eurovision Song Contest, suggesting that the contest is long and unexciting, and is thus a test of one's patient endurance.

"Are you going to watch Endurovision this year?" "No, I can't be bothered."

by BJXX November 8, 2007

Gaming Endurance

An ability that one gains after hours upon hours of gaming, of not needing to eat. While in Gaming Endurance state, one cannot perform simple daily tasks like taking out the trash without loosing the ability and feeling hungry again.

Guy 1: Dude, you've been playing WoW like 10 hours straight, aren't you starving?
Guy 2: Nah man, I got Gaming Endurance. I can go on for 10 more without breaking sweat..

by Juriel Minimus November 26, 2011

Endurocross

A mix of super-cross and enduro held indoors over obstacles resembling a trials track. Tracks incorporate various elements of off-road riding, including rocks, boulders, logs, sand, mud, a water-hole and special obstacles (like giant tires). Riders usually crash numerous times. Pretty much the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Person 1: "Hey, you wanna go over to that off road park and do some Enduro riding?"
Person2: "Sounds fun, but I'd rather ride Motocross."
Person 1: "Why don't we just ride some Endurocross?"
Person 2: "Good idea!"

by Fazerman7 September 19, 2011

endirety

The full duration of something that is dire, its endirety.

I just watched the film Titanic in its endirety.

by C-Dawg45 January 19, 2008

nocturnal enuresis

A urological complaint: involuntary urination after the age at which bladder control usually occurs or by immature bullies when excited or provoked.

Dr: "Sorry, but your son has nocturnal enuresis."

Mrs MarillionFan: "Is it serious?"

Dr: "Oh no, madam. It is very, very funny.

by MarillionFan's mum March 27, 2011

enduro

Enduro is the concept of riding your overpriced bicycle up a hill slowly while telling misses jokes and drinking electrolytes. Then at the top you ride down as fast as you can in your unfit state. You repeat this process several times and then upon termination of the event you come up with inventive excuses as to why you didn't win.

There is an enduro race on next week in Dublin.

Did you enter the enduro competition yet?

See this bike has a lot of suspension that you can stiffen for climbing and soften for descending, it's an enduro bike

by RMK global race division June 26, 2017