Self-Employed Model

Prostitute, Hooker, Whore

Q: How can that incredibly hot chick be interested in him?
A: She's a self-employed model

by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005

self un-employed

a word concocted by the truly pitiful, however creative, species of mankind whom is un-employed.

K: I work at the Hilton. What do you do?
M: I'm self-unemployed!

by Kat November 25, 2004

Self Employed Agorist

A self-employed Agorist is usually someone that takes themselves way too seriously and sucks off the works of Samuel Edward Konkin III. Some Agorists are hard-working members of society but the self-employed Agorist chooses to stay home 3D printing whatever bullshit their meth-addicted mind can come up with I.e. (3D printing those bump dildos). Instead of treating Agorism as a side job they devote their lives to this get rich quick scheme instead of cleaning houses or working at a liquor store they choose to remain in the same economic condition they were in the first place.

Regular Agorist - Man I worked this long shift now to sell candles on the weekend hey man what did you do all day?
Self Employed Agorist - I spent all day 3D printing some (Insert bullshit here)
Regular Agorist - Ah Cool that's a cool side job
Self Employed Agorist - Side job?

by SloanDome September 25, 2019

yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt!

An extremely funny TikTok sound that we need to talk about more. I try to find places in my conversations to say it but there just aren't any chances. You best know the second there's an opportunity I will be saying it.

yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt!is very funny and iconic and DO NOT tell me different

by pop off kween November 13, 2020

yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt!

An extremely funny TikTok sound that we need to talk about more. I try to find places in my conversations to say it but there just aren't any chances. You best know the second there's an opportunity I will be saying it.

yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt! is very funny and iconic and DO NOT tell me different

by pop off kween November 13, 2020

*Muahs*A Portable Safe To Keep Medicine In ANd Leave The Portable Safe At A Location You Are Employed *Mwuahs*

*Muahs*A Portable Safe To Keep Medicine In ANd Leave The Portable Safe At A Location You Are Employed *Mwuahs*

*Muahs*A Portable Safe To Keep Medicine In ANd Leave The Portable Safe At A Location You Are Employed *Mwuahs*

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 19, 2025

a nigel version game fully employed

buying and selling children's 50p panini football cards via ebay. slight pedo connotations

a nigel version game fully employed cool

by mrs tosser October 16, 2025