"While having sex, pull out right before ejaculation. Go in your hand and before the girl realizes it, throw it in her face and shout "BAM, Spice it up a notch!!!"
by Chris Acosta March 28, 2005

Emer is a clumsy person that can't seem to walk in a straight line. Emer tends to walk into doors a lot.
by Clumsy shit December 15, 2019

by brownie9984 September 1, 2011

A meme lord, usually owns an Instagram meme page and can supply an explanation or idea for any possible meme.
Person 1: "Hey look at ____ over there talking about the latest meme, it's almost like he's an expert"
Person 2: "I'd call him an 'Emeric.'"
Person 2: "I'd call him an 'Emeric.'"
by add me on soundcloud June 21, 2018

A person who doesn't really care for others and isn't very fond of other people. An ignorant,narcissistic ass.
by Demon Neon August 24, 2017

by allie April 23, 2005

Some girl you meet randomly and hook up with. Who then robs your sorry arse of all your clothes and money, leaving you stranded.
Person1: Dude, I need help. This chick I hooked up with last night totally robbed me. I need you to come and pick me up 'cause i'm butt naked and broke right now.
Person2: Ouch. Dude, you just met a total Emer.
Person2: Ouch. Dude, you just met a total Emer.
by Speranza October 11, 2009
