embicle

A moronic dolt on a news forum that uses the least used words in the dictionary and lenghty diatribe to make a point that a short sentence and two syllable words could have sufficed.

Many moons ago I was in the miltary as an officer in charge of thousands of things and many things to do and many places to travel. I received hundreds of awards and so many commodations that I cannot count them all but for the subject at hand I really have no input, just a chance to write nonsense, as to what the commander and chief's job is. I must be an embicle.

by skamenga April 12, 2009

EMBFT

Acronym for "excuse me but fuck that" used on message boards and over IM.

Jack: "My boss told me that he's not going to pay me this week because I came in late today."

Jill: "EMBFT!"

by wombatwingding June 15, 2009

Embic

b1 god, o5-nerd, enslaved to do scp stuff, is big pp

1: Yo, you ever heard of that one guy that has the big penile? 2: Yeah, Embic.

by scdnerd April 17, 2019

embicle-ology

The study of 'embicles', who are redneck versions (usually from Texas) of "imbeciles."

Hey, I saw a Crackeress the other day, and she was saying such crazy stupid stuff that I got a grant to study her for my embicle-ology class."

by AGWer October 18, 2011

EMGFC

Abbreviated form of "Eating my Gluten Free Chicken"

I can't talk right now, I'm EMGFC!

by Glob Pillman March 4, 2021

EMBFDYF

Stands for : Eat My Big Fucking Dick You Faggot

Text people “EMBFDYF” when they piss you off

by Shankieshanks May 26, 2021

embecle

To embark on a trip or convert into action defining togetherness. An action that defines relationship or a proof or showing of love and or commitment. Not to be confused with imbecile. Pronounced as EM-BECK-KUL.

You may embecle the bride! The trip we are was truly an embecle!

by Scoopeso August 4, 2024