EMB

EMB=early morning boner

i woke up this morning and noticed Dmitri had an emb as he was sitting at the breakfast table eating his Cheerios.

by bruno gaboni July 2, 2018

EMB

Eat My Butt

its just a joke

whatever emb

by samurai Chamlpoo April 19, 2020

emb

emb means “eat my butt”

“bitch ur weird asf”
“emb hoe”

by Navara.periodt April 22, 2022

EMB

ONE WHO TELL ANOTHER TO EAT THERE BUTT

EMB

by dripasouris March 11, 2023

EMB

Everyone my bro

You cool with these guys here?

Hell yeah everyone my bro EMB

by Osamapacks December 2, 2025

Embrace the Chaos!!!!

Embrace the Chaos!!!! — the devil-may-care attitude of confronting every American day before the 2024 elections with the expectation that: in spite of record worldwide flooding; extreme weather events,; forest fires in the major wooded areas around the world; mass casualty earthquake events in heavily populated areas; threats to democracy; and a Ukrainian proxy war with Russia that sometimes threatens to escalate to a limited nuclear exchange — in spite of all of that — THE SUN WILL COME UP TOMORROW; AND, EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY IT’S ALL BECOMING BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER!!!!

REALLY.

BELIEVE ME.

Yeah…Im not buying it either. Embrace the Chaos!!!!

Don’t question any of the dire signs and portents: Embrace the Chaos!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 10, 2023

Embrace the Suck

Verb, Military Slang: To consciously accept or appreciate something that is extremely unpleasant but unavoidable for forward progress

Staff Seargent: Hey shitbird! I've got a detail for you, follow me to the back of the latrines. *Private gets handed a shovel* Pour that gasoline and diesel over that 55-gallon drum and mix that shit up and burn it good.

Private: You want me to burn this shit and piss?

Staff Seargent: Someone has to do it, it's gotta get done and it ain't gonna be me, so Embrace the Suck private.

by Oliver Ripley June 27, 2019