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Premature Emaculation

The act of going into the Apple store and taking many obnoxious pictures, then either uploading them to any social networking site such as facebook, or just emailing them to yourself. Symptoms of Premature Emaculation are, but not limited to, many unnecessary pictures taken, aggravation of peers, and the occasional leaving behind of the pictures taken on the Mac, resulting in moments of WTF and OMGWTFBBQ from the next person to test that computer.

It is termed 'Premature' because the person does not actually have a Mac, but likes to pretend they do because it has cool photo-filters.
Teenage Girl: Oh my god, let's go into the Apple store and take a bunch of pictures! We can twist our faces or make it look like a comic book! YAY!

*a metric fuckton of photobooth pictures later*

Teenage Girl: I'm SO uploading this to my myspace and facebook. I'll even tag you all! TTYL!

Onlooking Employee: Look at those girls; they're suffering from Premature Emaculation!
by matthejew September 27, 2009
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emasculation

what happened to 2d after joining the band w murdoc
2D: Fear was one of the biggest emotions... frustration...

Murdoc: Yeah fear is something that you always feel, generally
2D: Emasculation.

Murdoc: Say that word again?

2D: Emasculation?
Murdoc: Thank you.
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Caucasian Male Emasculation

The entirety of India/the Middle East is the epitome of Caucasian male Emasculation.

Bunch of over -privileged Caucasian males with billionaire parents bombing themselves for no reason; then emasculating themselves by flinging themselves at helicopters or attempting to flee via wooden raft (it looks like even the Mediterranean Sea respects Caucasian privelehe!).

Little 6-year old girls in Ukraine walk people to safety; Muhammad has the autistic emasculated Caucasity to run away despite being the one to bomb himself, including his country's Roman ruins and centuries -old Buddhist statues in Afghanistan.

Then, Muhammad uses his Caucasian privilege card to colonize country of his choosing, committing gentrification by opening hokey fake tattoo stands and 7/11s in communities of color.

Don't nobody buy from them; guess capitalism only exists for the colonized, and not the colonizer.

Not only that, Muhammad has severe autism and access to institutional priveleges that people of color can't even imagine exist. Without Caucasian priveleges, he would be drowning in poopy water in the slums of Mumbai.

Not only that, Muhammad (anonymously) insults little girls online.

If Muhammad would live in Russia? His ass would have permanent scars from being caned ln a daily basis with a rattan cane and he wouldn't dare behave the way he behaved.

Muhammad is begging to be forced to live in reality and finally finna get his Caucasian priveleges card ripped up.
Caucasian Male Emasculation is when Muhammad bombs his own country, then flings himself at a helicopter wearing a dress and lets little girls of color do the fighting he is too emasculated to do himself. Without Caucasian priveleges? He would neither believe his actions to be acceptable; his actions would in fact be ILLEGAL and he would be getting caned and shown his place right now.

The extent to which Muhammad is reliant on Caucasian priveleges? 100%.
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emasculabation

Wanking whilst your girlfriend tells you off
It was a serious night of emasculabation, when I finished I had two black eyes
by Polly dooky August 15, 2017
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