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Elvis is the best singer to ever live and was th kind
Elvis by Oofersboi January 20, 2018
The king, jumpsuits, style icon

Brought blues to the masses then developed his own sound

Whether you admit it or not, all pop/rock musicians are disciples of elvis

Got fat and stupid at the end, and turned into a bumbling bafoon.

Died while having a dump and fell forwards, was found with his arse in the air, and a turd in the bowl.

At his best in the 68 comeback special.
"Hey, I Like Your Goblin Fancy Dress Outfit!!

"Thanks, It Is Rather Elvish"
ELVIS by Prem Shah September 6, 2006
The world's LARGEST elf.
Elvis was FANTASTIC until about 1974. All of that 74-76 stuff should be burned! His movies seem really dumb, and yet, somehow, they are very entertaining. Like Bruce Lee movies.
Elvis by Pat & Kelly O'Brian August 11, 2006
code name for a boy's play thing.
Carly loves when Elvis gets excited.
elvis by Casey Neal February 11, 2008
The type of dude that would smoke weed and would steal money from his brother.
This guy smokes weed like Elvis
Elvis by Elvis March 26, 2017
Electronic Library Voice Information System

The computer generated voice on the phone that calls people to let them know that they have items being held at a library. Used in Pierce County, Washington
Elvis called. You have holds.
elvis by KPR December 28, 2005