Elton John Fan Club (EJFC)

An imaginary Fan Club that an aquaintance of yours automatically becomes a member of when they do or say something gay.

Guy #1: Hey Bro! Lets go hang out and drink some beers!

Guy #2: No thanks Man. Me and my old lady are gonna watch the Notebook. She likes to comfort me as I cry.

Guy #1: Dude, so how long have you been a member of the Elton John Fan Club (EJFC)?

by thesituation89 January 21, 2010

Eltonia

Somebody who is extremly Gorgeous and sweet. She is the most popular girl in school. Everybody loves Eltonia. She's simply the best.

I hope Eltonia is at school , the day wouldn't be the same without her

by .f.h.i.g December 24, 2016

elton john

Absolutely amazing and talented musical genious. Personally my favourite singer since I was 4. Just so happens to be a homosexual, but that does not affect his awesome skills! Everyone get a copy of "Your Song" right now!

Person 1: WOW! Elton John kicks ass
Person 2: No way! That guy is a fag
Person 1: Shuttup dude, Elton rocks
Person 2: Hey you're right, this cat kicks ass.

by ae_andrea February 25, 2004

elton john

One of the greatest musicians EVER. Criticized by closed minded idiots because of his sexuality. Has made AWESOME songs like "Rocket Man" and "Tiny Dancer". Elton John rocks.

Elton John sung Rocket Man. 'Nuff said.

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

eltorro64rus

a Garry's mod youtuber known as eltorro64rus. he has made many animations about the TF2 and Half life characters and has even made a song called "Forestcall". eltorro64rus's most notable animations are: Gravity fails, Gravel Poot, Bread land, Full of sandwiches, and my personal favourite, 10 Thousand years of evolution. The total amount of views he has garnered from this video is: 2,325,876.

Dang, did you hear about eltorro64rus? I heard he has been doing great on Youtube!

by Blu Scout January 30, 2021

elton johndis disease

A deadly disease that is caused opon listening to too much Elton John. The disease is contagious and can spread to even wildlife.

Lowan, is it true that you have elton johndis disease?

by thebrontrontickle4 July 5, 2022

Friend of Elton's

A metaphor for Homosexual. Also known as Gay or queer. Normally refers to man.

He definetly a Friend of Elton's

by FrankieDara September 29, 2008