screen-elder

An elderly version of the screen-ager. An adult who spends an excessive amount of time on their personal electronic device, usually on social media, rudely ignoring the people around them, and oblivious to their immediate surroundings.

Husband to wife:
Honey, please get off instagram. We're at dinner with friends. That's rude. You're such a screen-elder

by Casa de mil suenos August 13, 2017

elder McKinley

Usually a gay man in the closet that everyone knows is gay but he doesn't know anyone knows.

yea that guy is totally elder McKinley

by Scott is lit af fam August 2, 2017

Elida

The smartest, most talented woman I have ever known and will ever know. Elida is beautiful, generous, funny and incredibly witty. She takes my breath away every time I see her. There is no comparison when it comes to Elida, she’s perfection.

Elida stole my heart.

by Dandelion1114 May 6, 2019

Elder Scrolls

Best. Game. Series. Ever. Hands down.

The Elder Scrolls is better than Final Fantasy.

by 1337 sux October 1, 2006

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries

This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said

by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021

Elder Swear

The biggest, most awesomely long and complicated wizarding swear word to ever exist, found in the video 'Wizard Swears' by the Potter Puppet Pals.

Potter Puppet Pal Fan 1: Your mother is a *beep beep beep*ing*beep*lorem ipsum*beep beep beep*admiumvenium*beep beep beep beep*turolagulio*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep* hippopotamus*beep beep beep beep beep beep* Republican *beep beep beep* Daniel Radcliffe *beep beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep beep beep* in a castle far away where no one can hear you *beep beep beep beep beep beep* soup *beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep* Mickey Mouse *beep beep* with a stick of dinomite *beeeeeepppp* magical *beep beep beep beep* ALAKAZAM!!!!

Potter Puppet Fan 2: I can't believe you just used the Elder Swear on me!!!

by SeazTheDay March 31, 2010

Elida

A good friend. She gets really easily annoyed and flustered but never stays mad at you for too long. But be careful, if you annoy her too long she will get mad. She complains about demons following her but she just has an overreactive imagination. If she finds something she likes she will become a big fangirl. Overall she's a pretty nice person and a good friend who will listen.

Person 1: Yo I bothered Elida too much yesterday and she snapped...
Person 2: I told you to quit bugging her!
Person 1: But-
Person2: Just stop man!

by The_lord_Cthulhu March 23, 2020