Electrolytes

n. The only substance known to mankind that has been scientifically proven to cure hangovers. It's also the third ingredient in Gatorade, right after sugar and yellow dye #5.

Person 1: Awwwww, my head is killing me. Last night was rough.
Person 2: Here drink some Gatorade, it's got electrolytes and shit.

by gabulldogs123 May 29, 2008

electroslut

usually a girl that is overly slutty, and gravitates toward the electro/techno scene

Hey Mike, did you see that electroslut on all those guys at that rave last night?

by Justyee May 19, 2008

electroclash

a music movement fusing punk-inspired dance music with an interest in fashion and art

bands such as fischerspooner, ladytron, and record company: god made me hardcore records

by Jessica December 14, 2004

electrolyte

Its what plants crave ; From Idiocracy the Movie

My plants wont make it throughout the winter without electrolytes.

by IWINULUZ August 28, 2007

Electrofuk

The act of fucking your girl, doggy style, then when your about to orgasm you grab the tazer you hid under the pillow hours earlier and taze your woman. As she convulses you will have the best orgasm ever, and she might too... but who knows? (Make sure to wear a rubber otherwise the joke will be on you also.) Make sure not to be balls deep!

Steve was electrofuking his woman when the button on his tazer got stuck and they both fried!

by batsoup August 6, 2009

Electrolepsy

e·lec·tro·lep·sy
/əˌlektrōˌlepsē/
noun
a condition characterized by an extreme tendency to stop paying attention to a conversation in the present moment whenever distracted by a digital device.

It was only when they realized that they were disappearing from conversations and not remembering what was discussed that they began to practice mindfulness to counter their electrolepsy.

by Alchemissed October 24, 2023

Quantum Electrodynamics

You randomly and indeterminably have sex in various positions (simultaneously) at a speed which generates electrical charge.

My girlfriend and I were having awesome Quantum Electrodynamics last night, but then my roommate observed us and collapsed the wave function.

by Scientific Anomoly November 1, 2010