Eldar 

Eldar is a tiny person with some sort of dissability who is sometimes slow with ordinary irl things. Even tho he’s sometimes slow, Eldar is usually a nice person with big goals in life. He sucks at games like COD and stumble guys…

E: Have you seen Eldar?
D: Oh yeah. The little dude who’s trash at COD?

Eldar by EmpA21 November 21, 2021

Eldar 

Eldar is a Kings name, often given to special kids, people with this name are very lazy but when put in alot of pressure they dont get stressed out but instead they keep calm.
People with this name are very loyal, but they have a difficult time finding friends.

Person 1: Why is Eldar so quiet?

Person 2: I dont really know, but yestrday I was talking to him and he was a really cool dude.

Eldar by Doglover69kiss November 21, 2021

Eldar 

A man of great Motor boating skill… He gravitates to boobies as desired and plants his face in the middle and suffocates himself into a glorious rampage and yells loudly BOOBIESSSSS…

Man I would Eldar the shit outta her and her fabulous boobies!!

Eldar by Meowwwww Meowwwww April 18, 2023

Eldar 

A Bosnian that abandons his friends because he’s too busy macking in the hallway with his girlfriend. Usually likes having a tight leash around his neck and likes to get tugged around with it by his girlfriend. Also hates people that have names that start with T, K, J, D, or C

That guy is being such an Eldar, being held on by a leash and everything!

Eldar by ddddnortased October 8, 2025

Dark Eldar

Dark Eldar are a Xenos race in the Warhammer 40k universe, this race of Xenos are Eldar who are so fucked up not even those who are into the BDSM fetish would wish to partake. Some of these Xenos are anywhere between 10,000 to 35,000 years old and even some of them were still alive before they accidentally birthed a new Chaos god by the name of Slaanesh by their blood orgies and depravity that is beyond all description, logic, reasoning or understanding.

These Xenos live on Commorragh, which is essentially a massive city state in the Webway, essentially a place where nobody of sane mind would go because of how dangerous and perverse it is. The Dark Eldar have their own version of the sick twisted freak from the Emperor's Children Legion Fabius Bile, however these freaky darlings are the Homonculi, monstrous beings who delight in experimentation of the unfortunates they enslave or get their fingers on.

Take a look at these Dark Eldar, hard to believe that they were just like Eldar at one point of time.

Dark Eldar by DeekGeekMcDeek May 9, 2018

The Elder Wand 

An old man's penis

Harry held up the Elder Wand, and Ron and Hermione looked at it with a reverence that, even in his befuddled and sleep-deprived state, Harry did not like to see.
— Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

The Elder Wand by murribunda December 28, 2021

screen-elder 

An elderly version of the screen-ager. An adult who spends an excessive amount of time on their personal electronic device, usually on social media, rudely ignoring the people around them, and oblivious to their immediate surroundings.

Husband to wife:
Honey, please get off instagram. We're at dinner with friends. That's rude. You're such a screen-elder

screen-elder by Casa de mil suenos August 13, 2017