Ejaculotion

The hand cream that squirts across the room on a random trajectory when the pump nozzle has become clogged and the dried cream plug becomes suddenly dislodged.

I was trying to put some cream on my dry hands and wound up with ejaculotion on my pants.

by BobHPhilly September 20, 2011

EJACULEPTIC

When a human of the male sex falls asleep shortly after reaching sexual climax.

I can't beleve my boyfriend came, rolled off me and fell asleep. He must be ejaculeptic.

by fishsniffer March 16, 2011

ejacupoop

v. to shit and cum at the same time

If I catch any one of you ejacupooping...

by vwoxy May 28, 2011

ejaculope

a word most commonly used to descripe the ejaculation process of an antelope.

yesturday at the zoo, we had a big ejaculope on our hands. therefore, we will have more in the spring.

by Laurs611 December 20, 2008

Ejaculocation

Places where you have released seminal fluids. Usually funny.

I was really bored at school waiting to be picked up, so I masturbated and came on the counselors' office door handle. Best ejaculocation ever.

by Blueballs9' March 6, 2011

Ejaculepsy

Noun. A condition characterized by an extreme tendacy to fall asleep right after one ejaculates.

My girlfriend is mad at me for falling asleep after sex but it's not my fault. It's just my ejaculepsy acting up.

by Jackhammer33again August 29, 2016

Ejaculeptic

Noun. An individual who has ejaculepsy. (See Ejaculepsy)

My girlfriend thinks I'm just an asshole for falling asleep after sex, she doesn't understand that I am an ejaculeptic.

by Jackhammer33again August 29, 2016