Ejaculepsy
My girlfriend is mad at me for falling asleep after sex but it's not my fault. It's just my ejaculepsy acting up.
Ejaculepsy by Jackhammer33again August 29, 2016
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Ejaculescant
Almost like another word for "Agreed!" or "Affirmative" or "Understandable", a confirmation that you agree with what someone has said.
Ejaculescant by Comrade Albert August 1, 2023
EJACULEPTIC
EJACULEPTIC by fishsniffer March 16, 2011
Ejaculeptic
My girlfriend thinks I'm just an asshole for falling asleep after sex, she doesn't understand that I am an ejaculeptic.
Ejaculeptic by Jackhammer33again August 29, 2016
Ejaculeptic spasm
Simultaneously having epileptic spasms while ejaculating
Janice: oh my god he had a ejaculeptic spasm last night
Janet: oh my god what happend
janice: he fuckin died!
Janet: oh my god what happend
janice: he fuckin died!
Ejaculeptic spasm by gooningballbag August 17, 2024
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.