If your gonna know a guy with a massive dick, this is him. He’s got a fucking rhino cock that’s like a yard stick.
Fuck me eirik
by xXWumpusXx October 5, 2020
Get the Eirik mug.Eiry is the best person ever , very pretty and awesome , seems grumpy to people who don't know her , but very nice to her friends. Eiry is a welsh name and a lot of people cannot say it properly or write it correct x
Wow she is such and Eiry
by Wlesh girl April 4, 2017
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Alice: Dude, did you hear Charlie decided to go to Eiriel yesterday?
Bob: No shit. Is he okay?
Alic: Yeah, spent a week in the hospital and can't let his heart rate get up for another two, but he's alive.
Bob: No shit. Is he okay?
Alic: Yeah, spent a week in the hospital and can't let his heart rate get up for another two, but he's alive.
by FriendofSedric July 24, 2010
Get the go to Eiriel mug.Eirik is kind of like the boy next door, just more dangerous. He is often mistaken as innocent, but that is just a cover-up of his true identity. Eirik is usually known for his amazing eyes and incredible art-skills. He is the innocent schoolboy at day, and the sexy police officer at night!
I met Eirik the other day,
he was sooo sexy, but when I met him today:
He blushed and looked away.
Eirik is awesome!
he was sooo sexy, but when I met him today:
He blushed and looked away.
Eirik is awesome!
by piratesareawesome October 17, 2013
Get the Eirik mug.Éirinn is the gaelic word for Ireland.
Eirinn is also the name of one special person, this person will either be an amazing friend, a beautiful girlfriend or both. Eirinn is the name for someone who cares about someone or something, she never looses hope in this person or thing. This person could be an absolute emotional wreck but she will always look for the positives in someone not the negatives as she thinks the negatives are just obstacles that EVERYBODY MUST overcome.
She is also very annoying but people see over that because shes always ready for a party and ready for kill someone, or at least she thinks she can kill someone.
Eirinn is just an amazing person all around and an amazing kiss
Eirinn is also the name of one special person, this person will either be an amazing friend, a beautiful girlfriend or both. Eirinn is the name for someone who cares about someone or something, she never looses hope in this person or thing. This person could be an absolute emotional wreck but she will always look for the positives in someone not the negatives as she thinks the negatives are just obstacles that EVERYBODY MUST overcome.
She is also very annoying but people see over that because shes always ready for a party and ready for kill someone, or at least she thinks she can kill someone.
Eirinn is just an amazing person all around and an amazing kiss
Boy's Friend: So, I heard you went out to Eirinn yesterday? What did youse do?
Boy: Ah nothing really, but let me tell you Eirinn is an amazing kiss
Boy: Ah nothing really, but let me tell you Eirinn is an amazing kiss
by Zach Boyd October 16, 2018
Get the Eirinn mug.Eirik is that guy at your school who will bug you for whatever you are doing and seems to be innocent but isn't once you get to know him, Eirik is actually really funny and nice but sometimes his jokes can be a little bit to mean, so make sure you have tough skin around this guy..
P.S he can be really weird and spam you with memes or gifs (anything that is weird) and emojis that totally mean nothing.
P.S he can be really weird and spam you with memes or gifs (anything that is weird) and emojis that totally mean nothing.
by Not an Alien ;) January 14, 2019
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