Eighteen Years-Good

adj; somthing that is as wonderful as sex that is so good, its worth the eighteen years of child support your ass has to pay for not wearing a condom.

Leaving it in felt really good, but not eighteen years-good.

by robes March 10, 2006

Eighteen Enough

Adjective - A phrase indicating that a girl who is traditionally jailbait is built like a girl who has reached the age of consent. It usually indicates she has a fantastic body, great breasts, amazing legs that go on for days, or an ass that just won't quit- fantastic enough that one wishes she was already 18, and mature enough looking that one would not feel any moral quandary should they have intercourse with her.

Question: Did you watch Mad Men last night? That girl who plays Sally Draper was looking fine as hell. I'd love to tap that. Is she eighteen?

Answer: She's eighteen enough.

Reply: Hell yeah she is.

by Sir_Sloth June 23, 2014

Eighteen year bet

When a group of males invite a group of females to a pool party and ejaculate into the pool. The guy who doesn't get a single girl pregnant is declared the winner.

Jeff: jimmy is down with the guys playing eighteen year bet.
Bob: quite the risk taker he is

by Beekmaster21 November 23, 2017

Eighteen Visions

Amazing Metalcore/Hardcore band from the Orange County in America. They are NOT Metrosexual, if you want metrosexual look at Jockboy Beckham.

Vocals - James Hart
Lead Guitar - Keith
Guitar - Ken
Bass - Mick
Drums - Trevor

Amazing songs to check out:
Waiting For The Heavens
Vanity
Lost In A Dream
A Short Walk Down A Long Hallway
Gorgeous

OMG I've seen them twice in concert and nothing beats them!!!!!!

by stu May 2, 2005

Eighteen Visions

One of my personal favorite bands. Started out as a metalcore group but abandoned their old sound on their last two albums. Unfortunately, they're broken up.

Why oh why did they have to break up? Please get back together Eighteen Visions!

by Black_Spade August 11, 2008

Eighteen Years

1. The sentence a man gets, in years of Child Support, when he has sex with a dishonest female that refuses to take responsibility for her actions and get an abortion.

1. I had sex with Brittany Spears and got Eighteen Years.

2. I feel you, I'm doing thirty-six years, myself.

by Buttfuckme April 1, 2021

Eighteen Spoker

Hairy asshole resembling a bicycle wheel.

"I thought I was fucking a man when I saw her eighteen spoker."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003