Epidermal Saturation

A serious disease that occurs due to over-exposure from double rainbows. Primary symptoms include reddening of the nostrils, inflammation of the nipples and in some cases numbness of the crotch. No cures have been developed but alternative treatments can be purchased, with prescription, from your local pharmacy. These treatments include daily orphan tears, and excessive sexual activity. Leprechauns have been found most commonly diagnosed with Epidermal Saturation.

Last week I was diagnosed with epidermal saturation and now my sex life is fucked because i cant feel shit.

by bryce the bo$$ December 27, 2011

epidermis

the outer layer of your skin

bob:hey phill your epidermis is showing

phill:where?!?!

by amado February 13, 2005

firm evidence

1. Proof that an individual, group, or organization has performed some act. Something not to always be taken at face value.
2. The favorite excuse of the current administration for taking action, especially against others.

When Rice says firm evidence, people say "Haven't we heard this one before?"

by jesster79 March 1, 2005

elide

elide is a cunning person. he or she is incredibly smart, beautiful and can see into people hearts. however, she can also be a disaster if she gets mad. she can outsmart almost everyone and basically everyone wants to be his or her girlfriend/boyfriend. elide is also one of the most popular people in school or society. an elide can also be very sportive.

dude 1-omg look at that beautiful nerd
dude 2-tht's elide, the beautiful popular person

by elidrea October 29, 2019

boyfriend epidemic

When all the pussy in the residence hall is taken by random douchebags who live out of state.

Damn, there are so many hot chicks here. Too bad there is a fucking boyfriend epidemic.

by dlcopperfield September 28, 2009

selfie-evident

When a picture selfie in and of itself tells the whole story so no caption or text is required. When your friend sends you a photo of him/herself in a situation that needs no further explanation.

I texted Rob to see how his night was going, when he responded with a pic, it was selfie-evident.

by urbanlino March 13, 2015

social evidence

“The use of popular forms of media - including but not limited to, audio, video, internet and print - to memorialize the actions of others and/or an avail-able body of facts in order to prove that a proposition is true or valid.”

A tremendously long line and wait at a restaurant would be Social Evidence that the food must be good!

by Yesin7days August 9, 2016