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Egosarminist

A failure and SJW with a huge ego and tendency to flaunt it unto an undeserving soul.

A guy is 177 cm tall (average American height, aka not even close to being short), and while there may be others in a group who are <170 cm, the undeserving guy gets roasted by the egosarminist for his "average height stature" by being called short and "zeta-meter small".

Where one passes an exam, the egosarminist fails. He goes to the professor, gets laughed at, and denied a second chance. Still, the egosarminist unscrupulously succs them but is expelled. He then uses financial bait for a final chance.

During this chance, instead of shutting his mouth, he attacks a poor soul about their physical features and intelligence to draw attention away from his own failure. He fails again and his ass is officially expelled.
A conversation with an egosarminist would go something like this....

White Boi: "I passed everything."
Anorexic Stick: "Me too. It's gonna be a great summer!"
Egosarminist: "Me too! It's a great day, now let's kick reverse-m out to make it better."

Undeserving Guy: This is an egosarminist right here.
by realaleraza_97 September 7, 2017
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egoseismic

Thinking wherever one goes, earthquakes flee. As heard on Rhett and Link's daily talk show, Good Mythical Morning on March 5th.
Link: Wherever i go, earthquakes FLEE!
Rhett:I think that would acttually be ANTI-egoseismic. Put THAT in the urban dictionary.
by j2cool2012 June 12, 2012
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Egoseismic

Where ever one goes, earthquakes flee or disappear.
I'm so Egoseismic - the earthquake disappeared when I got home.
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Egoshipping

The belief of a romantic relationship between Misty and Gary Oak from the Pokemon franchise.
"Hey, Misty and Ash look great together!"
"Nah. I'm more of an Egoshipping fan myself.."
by Arysd September 25, 2009
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egoseismic

adj. believing oneself to have a causal relationship with seismic activity.
By moving to Las Angeles, Rhett and Link egoseismically believe they have shifted the seismic activity away from California.
by Lysol Pionex June 15, 2012
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egoseismic

If a person thinks he or she is the reason why an earthquake hasn't happened in the city where he or she lives.
Person 1: I moved to L.A. last year and there hasn't been any earthquakes since!

Person 2: Whoa, you're really egoseismic!
by Hugh Jazz the third June 16, 2012
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Egoseismic Thinking

The belief that you actually have an effect on where earthquakes occur in the world.
Link: "Maybe it's us. Maybe us coming out here redirected the epicenter of U.S. earthquakes to where we were from."
Rhett: "That's called egocentric thinking, Link. That you think that we had something to do with the earthquakes in the world."
Link: "I would call it egoseismic thinking."
by Sir Toby Belch June 13, 2012
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