Egyptian Eggbeater

A sexual act involving a person of the male sex's member, the mouth of a woman (typically), and one or more chicken eggs. To begin with, the man cracks the egg(s) into the woman's opened mouth. Then, he grabs his memeber with his hand, places it in the egg goop in the woman's mouth, and begins to violently flail his pecker about, beating the eggs into a fine mixture. The man may then (but does not have to) ejaculate into the woman's mouth. After that, the woman then must swallow the beaten egg(s), whether they contains semen or not.

"Hey bro! Do you watch Iron Chef with Emmerald?"
"Sometimes, but after about 10 minutes I usually get bored and end up giving my girlfriend Alex an Egyptian Eggbeater."

by Ed Denes April 3, 2008

czechoslavakian eggbeater

verb~ The act of giving one a black eye by way of testicle slap, during which the attacker is lodging an ear of corn up the victim's rectum.

"how was that czechoslavakian eggbeater?"

"it was worse than that Russian Candycane."

by calex goodman June 6, 2010

Eggbeer

An amazing drink made from a can of beer, one egg and some sugar (to prevent food poisining of course!)usually made inside a large pimms jug and drunk from wine glasses :)

I drank my surname last night - Eggbeer

by Egglet25 April 8, 2009

Sacramento Egg Beater

While going down on a girl, the other person (male or female) inserts his/her index fingers into the vagina. He/she should then make circles (one clockwise and one counterclockwise) with their fingers while stimulating the clitoris. This motion mimicks that of an egg beater.

Jon: What did you do last night?
Mike: I was with this girl. She didn't want to have sex, but I totally gave her the Sacramento Egg Beater

by MCRT629 April 19, 2009

Madison Egg Beater

A Madison Egg Beater is where you are doing a girl doggy style and really cramming it in to her, but decide you want to stick it up her ass. As you are cramming her ass, you get a nice lougie ready in your mouth and when you are about to ejaculate you flip her over, hock the lougie into her mouth and then shoot your load into her mouth as well; making the jism and lougie look like an egg on the stove. Now take your dick and ram it into her mouth and swirl it around like an egg beater.

I brought this bitch home last night from the bar and really wanted to pound it from behind. She begged for it in the ass and I obliged, but then I decided I wanted to give her a Madison Egg Beater- the dumb bitch swallowed it all!

by the squirter September 25, 2010

Egg Beater

Egg Beater: A person who is retarded beyond all comprehension that equates to the same value as an inanimate object such as an Egg Beater. For example a retard, idiot, or all round fuck wit.

"look at that fukin egg beater"

"fuck you egg beater"

by aussiemash April 8, 2010

ecobeater

An ecobeater is an older vehicle that has had alternative fuel technology added to it later in life.

My friend's veggie powered Mercedes takes ecobeaters to the next level.

by GJB2 March 28, 2008