efficienist

An individual whose life is centred on being as efficient as humanly possible.

Neil is an efficienist, there is no doubt about that. He hates inefficient people, and believes there should be a law restricting those people from interacting with society.

by Neil Kifflife June 22, 2012

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Effishit

An efficient shit taking place around your schedule, lasting no more than one minute, requiring no more than 2 wipes.

I must squeeze in an effishit between math class and science.

by L&S Sounds July 3, 2017

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Efficiency

A Minecraft enchantment

Hey what’s up man I doing an efficiency enchantment while fishing
Bro that’s SICK

by I_eat_beans_for_breakfast December 1, 2019

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Soviet Efficiency

A phrase that decribes any system, operation, or action, where the beaurocracy serves to create more problems than the problem it was created to solve.

Jack came into class late, the teachers inquiry of, "why were you late?" was followed by, "Sorry, the buses ran with soviet efficiency!"

by Japanadan October 7, 2004

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Efficiefy

To make more efficient.

Chris: The way we are making these pencils is really inefficient. It wastes time, energy, money, and wood.
Josh: Let me efficiefy that for you. It's what I do.

by txba397 February 19, 2015

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be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet

A professional sniper's standards

Professionals have standards. Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. - Tf2 Sniper

by Barrett M82 September 5, 2022

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The pinnacle of human productivity and efficiency. Grants superhuman abilities of focus and attention on getting work done in the shortest amount of time, usually to the exclusion of everything else.

Not normally observed in non-Asian races, and explains the other-worldly feats and performance of Asian kids in school.

Jack: "Hey dude, what about that paper?"
Asian Kid: "Done."
Jack: "And the one on..."
Asian Kid: "Done."
Jack: "Goddamn dude, what are you on?"
Asian Kid: "Asian Efficiency dude, Asian Efficiency."

by AE Aaron October 16, 2012

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