Clartical eejit

Idiot who’s daft in the head and doesn’t know anything ( eejit) Slang for idiot Clartical lays emphasis on stupidity

Your actually so stupid you clartical eejit

by Dave-kmt November 2, 2022

Ejetulate

The act of completing coitus, subsequently followed by removing one's self rapidly from the premises in avoidance.

Even though ejaculation occurs, often the sexual partner of the ejetulator is left unsatisfied.

See also wham bam thank you ma'am

Girl1: "How was your night with that new guy?"

Girl2: "It sucked! After we fucked, he just got up and left, without saying anything... I didn't even come!"

Girl1: "Way to eJETulate, loser!"

by Sunshyne Lollipops February 4, 2010

clartical eejit

Idiot to society

Must be skunked, u Clartical eejit

by Dave-kmt November 3, 2022

eejitry

Idiotic or foolish behaviour. Alcohol fuelled antics and high jinks being a popular brand of eejitry.

Related to eejit.

After last nights drinking games, we engaged in plenty of eejitry.

by Yogrog July 6, 2004

eejit

An Irish term for a complete idiot

"Paddy you eejit!"

"Don't touch that! Look what you've done now you eejit!"

"George W Bush, what an eejit!"

by Futt Buckah May 18, 2005

coll-eejit

N. blend of 'collegiate' + 'eejit' (= Irish dialect for 'idiot.')

A college or university student who is/ acts too stupid/foolish to be one.

I can't believe that Jason is a junior at Kent State! He chronically says things like, "She don't got none." What a coll-eejit!

by PatBB March 18, 2004

Feckin eejit

What you call someone that has no common sense or intelligence

Hey Africa is a state right?”no it’s a continent you feckin eejit

by Hitlers foreskin November 27, 2018