Harvard prof: Welcome to Computer Science 301. we'll be learning scratch for the first five weeks
Students: wtf
scratch.mit.edu
Students: wtf
scratch.mit.edu
by Warden Gentles April 27, 2020
Get the scratch.mit.edu mug.A coding website for kids. So much so that being honest gets you banned, ripping off others is allowed, the word crap can get you banned and so can FNAF. There are some legit great games and animations out there, but mostly attention whores and art thieves, not to mention people who get music and call it an "original project". If you can go five fucking minutes without getting banned, I salute you.
Scratcher: Okay, let's check my scratch.mit.edu account!
Scratch Team: Alert. You were banned for inappropriate language "holy crap this is good", disrespect "stop spamming", and bullying "maybe improve the code".
Scratcher: Fuck this bullshit! (deletes account)
Scratch Team: Alert. You were banned for inappropriate language "holy crap this is good", disrespect "stop spamming", and bullying "maybe improve the code".
Scratcher: Fuck this bullshit! (deletes account)
by Lick101 September 5, 2016
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Scratch.mit.edu is pretty useful, aside from the fact that it 1) can't handle a single MB and 2) is full of little kids, so literally no bad words or semi-mature content is allowed.
by idkwhatthefuckdoyouwantmetosay December 2, 2017
Get the Scratch.mit.edu mug.An extremely sarcastic way to correct someone's factually incorrect statement by giving them an even larger number of incorrect facts in order to make them aware of their folly.
Ace : My Favorite song by KISS is "Dream On"
Randy : Thats a good one, that reminds me of my favorite Led Zeppelin song "The Wall" or my favorite Guns N Roses Song "Enter Sandman." Thats the song they would usually play in the Chicago Cub's NBA Arena before Michael Jackson would come out and lead them to the Championship.
Ace : ok, ok. So I couldn't remember who sang that song. You didn't have to Edu-hate me.
Randy : Thats a good one, that reminds me of my favorite Led Zeppelin song "The Wall" or my favorite Guns N Roses Song "Enter Sandman." Thats the song they would usually play in the Chicago Cub's NBA Arena before Michael Jackson would come out and lead them to the Championship.
Ace : ok, ok. So I couldn't remember who sang that song. You didn't have to Edu-hate me.
by moestavern19 April 10, 2008
Get the edu-hate mug.A website made by MIT where you can create your own games, animations, etc. Apparently, this site was made for people ten years of age and older. However, it is treated more like a website for six year olds if you ask me.
The word "crap" is censored, and saying "hell" or "wth" can get you banned for swearing, however discussing and recommending bloody and gory hentai is allowed. The only projects "appropriate" enough for the front page are shitty stickman projects, and projects that say "I QWIT".
The members of this website can be grouped into the following categories: Attention-whores who feign quitting Scratch repeatedly, furry weaboos who do nothing but draw Warrior cats, Forumers who brag about how they have no lives, Art thieves who take art from DeviantART and say it's their own, Wannabe trolls, spammers, and the actual programmers that get banned for little to no reason. They are all referred to as "Scratchers".
Despite all the annoying pricks on this site, it's really hard to actually leave the site without first being overloaded with homework, actually having a life, etc. If you somehow manage to actually survive on this website without getting banned, I tip my hat to you.
The word "crap" is censored, and saying "hell" or "wth" can get you banned for swearing, however discussing and recommending bloody and gory hentai is allowed. The only projects "appropriate" enough for the front page are shitty stickman projects, and projects that say "I QWIT".
The members of this website can be grouped into the following categories: Attention-whores who feign quitting Scratch repeatedly, furry weaboos who do nothing but draw Warrior cats, Forumers who brag about how they have no lives, Art thieves who take art from DeviantART and say it's their own, Wannabe trolls, spammers, and the actual programmers that get banned for little to no reason. They are all referred to as "Scratchers".
Despite all the annoying pricks on this site, it's really hard to actually leave the site without first being overloaded with homework, actually having a life, etc. If you somehow manage to actually survive on this website without getting banned, I tip my hat to you.
New scratcher: "This site seemed cool so I joined! :)"
Experienced Scratcher: "I recommend sticking to the program for now, this site is hell."
Attention whore: "ZOMG VIEW MY PROJECT OR I QUIT FOREVARRR"
Furry Weaboo: "my name is firtree and i want you to join seedclan pleaseeee"
Forumers: "Then I was playing minecraft for like 23 hours, and this meenie said i had no life ZOMG D:<< Discuss"
Art thief: "look at my amayzing art that i drew in five minutes" *posts picture of Vincent VanGogh art*
Wannabe troll: "You SUCK. Get it HAHA SUCK, like, SUCKING SUCK?"
Spammers: "Welcome to scratch now view my project and give it a love-it mmmmk? <3"
Actual programmers: *can't say anything because they're banned*
New Scratcher: "Uhhh... I'll probably just leave now because you guys traumatized me for life. Thanks for that. Remind me to never go on scratch.mit.edu again."
Experienced Scratcher: "I recommend sticking to the program for now, this site is hell."
Attention whore: "ZOMG VIEW MY PROJECT OR I QUIT FOREVARRR"
Furry Weaboo: "my name is firtree and i want you to join seedclan pleaseeee"
Forumers: "Then I was playing minecraft for like 23 hours, and this meenie said i had no life ZOMG D:<< Discuss"
Art thief: "look at my amayzing art that i drew in five minutes" *posts picture of Vincent VanGogh art*
Wannabe troll: "You SUCK. Get it HAHA SUCK, like, SUCKING SUCK?"
Spammers: "Welcome to scratch now view my project and give it a love-it mmmmk? <3"
Actual programmers: *can't say anything because they're banned*
New Scratcher: "Uhhh... I'll probably just leave now because you guys traumatized me for life. Thanks for that. Remind me to never go on scratch.mit.edu again."
by SwallowMyTail December 14, 2011
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The sickest nickname for weed ever... You can use it in casual converstaion at school, in front of your parents... WHATEVER! ... invented by the amazing stoners from the International Secondary School Eindhoven, btw.
example one:
Stoner 1: (in front of teacher) Dude lets go edu after class.
Stoner 2: Yea, chill man, i need myself a good hit.
Teacher: (thinks) What the fuck are they talking about???
example two:
Stoner 1: Dude this is some good fucking edu man..
Stoner 2: Yea man, its fresh from the shop.. nice and sticky.
Stoner 3: I AM FUCKING EDU-ED!!!!
Stoner 1: (in front of teacher) Dude lets go edu after class.
Stoner 2: Yea, chill man, i need myself a good hit.
Teacher: (thinks) What the fuck are they talking about???
example two:
Stoner 1: Dude this is some good fucking edu man..
Stoner 2: Yea man, its fresh from the shop.. nice and sticky.
Stoner 3: I AM FUCKING EDU-ED!!!!
by thecrimsonking July 8, 2010
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