enemisting

Enemisting is enemy duckfisting your nemeses. You should use the largest possible duck you can find, and shove the fucker so far up their ass that you can see the duck's head in the enemy's mouth. You should always do this to Eminem.

Enemisting Eminem was a grand feat. But it smelled horribly.

by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009

Eyemisclaudiaitis

This disease happens when you miss Claudia and get sick because of how much you miss her. Cures for this sickness are kisses and hugs from your Claudia. A flan may also help.

Hey man you wanna hang out? No. I’m suffering from Eyemisclaudiaitis, I feel sick

by Cute Man 123 February 5, 2019