ebonied

the action of taking out one's girlfriend on her birthday and sending dirty texts consisting of licking, fucking and sucking with an ex while lying about it simultaneously

"Hey man, what's wrong?"
"My girl broke up with me."
"Really? Why?"
"Because when we went out last night I ebonied her."
"Dam man that's fucked up you got caught."
"Yeah, man, I know."

by Kirstalicious July 29, 2007

Bonified Boner

The most real boner you can get

"Megan Fox is hot."
"Definately, she's given me a bonified boner."

by Phate007 July 10, 2009

bonified

The act of being boned and then feeling satisfied.

Dude, yesterday I totally boned miley cyrus, it was awesome.

Really?

Yeahhh, it was great.

Did she like it?

Well I knew she did when she said, " Omg, baby you left me bonified.

by melissa675893 February 15, 2010

Debonified

A term invented by the citizens of Aberystwyth to describe a sensation leading to the penis becoming flacid. Normally used to get out of tricky situations with the girl, normally times where speed and appropriateness are an issue.

Thinking of an asian going "aowwwww" debonified me and I was safe from my physics teacher.

I was debonified when I saw that fat chick sauntering down the street.

When that chick put a microphone up my ass I really felt debonified.

by Deerinator and Tsanginator October 15, 2011

ebonification

when a white boy from the suburbs decides that he will talk like he's "gangsta"... and it just doesn't sound right....

eric was a cracker, UNTIL he EBONIFIED hissss-sssselllllllf.... EBONIFIED CRACKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Nic-a-lick-a-dick-uh October 13, 2003

bonified

a state of excitement...comes from the root word boner

He was bonified about the great party he got invited to.

by Sasha December 23, 2004

Bonified

When something is so amazing that it gives you a boner.
Mostly applies to males.

Mark: Man that movie was so bonified.
Tom: It was that good eh?
Mark: Oh yeah I got the biggest boner right there in the theatre.

by sXe vGe March 9, 2010