Only caring for one's own interest in the bedroom while also finding a way to profit at the others expense.
Can be combined with: See also Scrooge and/or Scrooged
Can be combined with: See also Scrooge and/or Scrooged
Bobby: "Man we are so dam broke, we need to figure somethin' out to pay these bills."
Guss: "Well dude lets roll down to the local bar and get some of those skeezers or skig-scags in the sack, finish before them then quickly get up and clean out their pockets and run!"
Bobby: " Hell ya Guss, I like your thinkin', lets give 'em the good Ole' Ebenezer!"
Guss: "Well dude lets roll down to the local bar and get some of those skeezers or skig-scags in the sack, finish before them then quickly get up and clean out their pockets and run!"
Bobby: " Hell ya Guss, I like your thinkin', lets give 'em the good Ole' Ebenezer!"
by M24TheWizard April 2, 2011
Get the Ebenezermug. by This is not Smiley December 8, 2009
Get the Ebenezermug. Verb: Following the refusal of a Christmas blow job, the act of covering one's soon-to-be ex in jizz during the night, screaming "Bah Humbug!" to wake him or her, and subsequently dropping their skank ass in the gutter.
Dude 1: "Dude, are you and that skank still dating?"
Dude 2: "Naw, I Ebenezer Splooged her last Christmas..."
Dude 1: "Way to be."
Dude 2: "Naw, I Ebenezer Splooged her last Christmas..."
Dude 1: "Way to be."
by jkabat December 17, 2011
Get the Ebenezer Sploogemug. "Man, I got Ebenezer screwed this year. My family only gave me socks and Christmas cards with no money in them. I hate the holidays."
by Irasal December 27, 2014
Get the Ebenezer screwedmug. An instance in which a gentleman has to squeeze the base of his phallus just tightly enough to prevent any excretion of urine, semen ,Budweiser, blood, or any other human bodily fluid from escaping the urethra during any event that involves heavy farts and/or defecation.
Especially popular around the winter holidays.
Especially popular around the winter holidays.
I got so excited when I met Tom Selleck and his mustache, That I completely forgot how to Ebenezer Squeezer, and I piss-shat everywhere, I made a total dick-ass in front of the nearly handicapped Magnum: P.I. cast.
by Lee Richards July 11, 2010
Get the Ebenezer Squeezermug. The act of receiving a spite filled hand job on the night before Christmas. Usually following a family argument about over cooked dinner
Bro, my wife got pissed when my mom bashed her turkey. She followed me upstairs and gave me a mean Ebenezer Squeezer
by Weebster’s dictionary November 3, 2020
Get the Ebenezer squeezermug.