Earthing Ablution

Earthing ablution is the act of tapping both palms on a sandy earth surface. The act is meant to purify. It is said to be necessary before prayer, after an orgasm or ejaculation, if one does not find water to shower, for both males and females. Simply, the act involves stretching both palms, as though one is displaying the number ten with his hands, then tapping on a sandy earth surface, blowing on hands to remove excess dust, then rubbing one's hands and face as though washing them with water.

Earthing ablution feels good.

by Mr. VW Isaac November 29, 2021

google earthing

What I do when I have nothing else to do. I have no life. I mostly look for abandoned airports.

I have some time to kill, I think I will go google earthing.

by kginatl September 13, 2008

google earthing

sitting at home or at work all day and looking up peoples houses on google earth.

also called google earth stalking

timmy sits at home all weekend google earthing. its so weird!

by leslieoconnor February 20, 2009

Google Earthing (verb)

The act of using Google Earth to find an object.

Jimmy is Google Earthing (verb) to find out what his roof looked like.

by likalika April 20, 2014

Flat-Earthing

When someone makes an arguement about something very stupid but no matter how hard someone proves them wrong, they make even dumber counter arguements over and over until the person gives up trying to prove them wrong. However, they know they're wrong and they're just fucking with him/her. Originated by flat earth believers

Guy 1-Dont smoke weed it's bad for you.
Dumb Boi-bruh weed cures cancer.
Guy 1- But studies show weed causes cancer.
Dumb Boi- But weed is a natural herb. How can nature be bad?
Guy 1-So is tobacco and that cau...
Guy 2 cutting of Guy 1-Hes in med school my guy hes just Flat-Earthing you.

by BigWumboy March 26, 2019

Flat Earthing

When an incoherent person who believes the earth is flat and everything is a lie rambles on about their whole belief on how it is "so obvious" that some big company would pay billions of dollars to lie to every civilian on the globe.

Flat Earther: "If the earth is round, then how come we have not been tossed into the ocean yet?"
Intellectual: "Please, stop flat earthing."

by Omega-Dragon June 2, 2018

Earthling Ed

When on the outside you seem very calm and collected, but on the inside, you are fuming and raging with anger.

While it may not seem it, he was Earthling Eding inside.

by The Macaw May 19, 2020