eggfucker

a person who fucks eggs

"Hey you got yolk dripping from your crotch region!! your'e an eggfucker!!"

by baos December 28, 2003

earfuck

Annoying commercial advertisement with loud or piercing noise, over-emphasis on spoken words or otherwise excessively distracting to the point of inducing rage.

Source: Reddit

Have you seen the new car insurance commercial? It's such an earfuck that I had to mute the TV! I will hate that company forever.

by Morthandeus October 23, 2009

Earfucktion

An earfucktion is when your spouse rambles on nonstop about meaningless BS.

As soon as I got home from work, I got a massive earfucktion from wife about some crazy momma drama going down in her world. Ear fucked

by RAW 2 July 7, 2015

Ear Fucker

A male yid that prior to coming opts for the ear canal in lieu of more traditional body cavities.

So let me get this straight, you fucked her in the ear? Joey, you are an ear fucker!

by hawkeye November 9, 2005

Emofucker

someone who likes to fuck emos

Omg katys such and emofucker

by Jeddie August 19, 2008

fearfucker

Someone who actively seeks out ways to cheat death. A daredevil.

Man, check that fearfucker, jumping off cliffs and shit.

by Jeff Lyons September 12, 2006

Earbacker

when a really soft white puppy puts its ears back

my dog was being cute and giving me the earbacker look

by MafiamanIV January 20, 2010