Earbud Ache

When you use the shitty buds that apple gives you and it stretches out the inside of your ears to fit in place. Thus causing the ear ache.

Dude one: Shit man! What happend to your ears?!?!
Dude two: What?!?!?!
Dude one: Their all deformed!!!!!!
Dude two: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!
Dude one: Shit man. You're gonna have one hell of an earbud ache.

by Renaldo1495 October 24, 2008

earbud reflex

the amount of time it takes to react to something; usually slowed by the noise-canceling effect of wearing earbuds.

guy 1: hey dude, i'm gonna totally pants Will over there, he totally won't hear it coming sinse he's wearing earphones.

guy 2: nawww dude, Will has some serious earbud reflex, don't even try it.

by dogmaster97 July 11, 2010

white earbuds

when two men ejaculate in a male or female recipient's ears

me and xenu gave katy perry white earbuds last night

by jexson spankins August 18, 2015

Slimy earbud

A sexual act in which one individual blocks another's individual's ear with cum, after performing otic sexual intercourse.

I'm never mating with David again, last time he gave me a "slimy earbud"

by Sanjorge8 January 6, 2019

Earbud blind

When a person who is fully aware that you are wearing earbuds and listening to music, but completely ignores them, thus continuing their conversation undeterred.

Guy 1: Hey should i drink Coke or Pepsi...
Guy 2: Listening to music
Guy 1: Well what do you think?
Guy 2: did u say something?
Guy 1: Yea i want to...
Guy 2: What are you, Earbud blind? go away.

by Nikoliah November 6, 2011

earbud poppers

pop-ups in between giraffes' ears.
These enable giraffes to have aerodynamic necks.

When the wind blows, the earbud poppers deflect the wind to the opposite direction so that the giraffes' necks do not bend and snap.

by Morry Krein April 15, 2011

wired earbuds

The most annoying thing ever

John was frustrated because his wired earbuds keep getting tangled

by Aaaaron S December 30, 2021