Ear Sex

Ear sex is when instead a penis into a vagina, you use your ear.

My ear is still wet from that ear sex last night.

by Chumsnuggie September 16, 2014

Ear sex

When a guy fucks a chick in the ear.

Male1: Me and my girlfriend had ear sex last night. It was so amazing.
Male2: I should try that with my girlfriend.

by BrokenHands July 6, 2009

Ear Sex

Nibbling on someones earlobe for a sexual reason.. like making out with someone and going kissing neck to biting ear lobe.

"whats ear sex?"
"this" attacks and nibbles ear lobe.

by Mimi Chicka May 22, 2006

Ear sex

The act of forcefully jamming your in-canal earbud(s) into your ear(s) deeper than they already are, and then pulling them out only to repeat the action in an attempt to scratch the terrible itch that all in-canal earbuds cause inside your cranium. Also known as "Ear secks"

1: I used to love how my new Klipsch Custom 3's sounded, but they itched so bad that I went deaf from all the Ear sex.

2: Dude, your buds are crusty and yellow. Have you been having Ear secks?

by dojo24 January 24, 2011

Ear Sex

When ears of corn are polinated by hand.

Man, I totally fucked that corn over there...Yeah, there was a lot of Ear Sex going on.

by Megan Melt in Your Mouth July 2, 2006

Ear Sex

To have sex in the ear. Could be for Gay, Lesbian or Straight and leading up to a Eargasm.

Steph: How do gay guys do it other then up the ass?
Matt: In the ear?
Steph and Matt: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Steph: Thats our word now "Ear Sex"

by Matt'n'Steph July 8, 2009

Ear Sex

aye.....pretty self explanitory

"fuck! didnae hear that coming!"

by thelazygeko May 25, 2004