Mr. Eaton

Mr eaton is a bald red bearded Santa clause that comes to your house at night and cuts his hair with your teeth while you're sleeping. You can find him on the street begging people for red hair. Often asks kids to come in his van and touch his large beard.

Did you see Mr. Eaton last night

by Wehsbbdbdjsj April 9, 2015

Eamonn Holmes

A very portly yet jocular Irish television presenter who is known for his quite considerable girth and prodigious eating abilities.

"You'll never guess who I saw in the local health shop last week?"
"I have no idea although I think it's a safe bet to suggest it wasn't Eamonn Holmes."
"No, he was down Gregg's. They had to close the shop after he'd been there to do a restock."

by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

eagina

Easy vagina. A girl that spreads her legs for anyone who gives her an ounce of attention.

Kim is such an eagina! She slept with half of L.A.!

by 69L69 September 12, 2021

egonanism

A contraction of ego and onanism. The act of self gratifying one's ego.

David reposted his old poetry and then posted about his reposting it. He's just indulging in egonanism.

by Angatkuq March 12, 2011

eamonn

A man who is very funny, physically fit, and is rarely bored. You can always trust his word, and if he wants you to know he cares about you, he will make sure you find out. He may have a difficult time expressing his feelings, but that isn't an issue, because he is a very brave man who is ready to try anything. Even if it means hugging someone when he hasn't hugged anyone for years. Eamonn is a very intelligent man with many talents, and he is also very practical and more mature than most men you meet. He has most likely been bullied many times in the past, and is suffering a little now because of it. Despite the bullies, Eamonn is one of the best types of guys to run into, and you'd be lucky to find one.

guy 1: That guy over there is so smart and he looks so athletic!
girl: Omg he is so handsome and nice! I wonder name could fit him?
guy 2: Oh yeah, that's my best friend Eamonn, he's awesome. Want me to introduce you?
both girl and guy 1: TOTALLY! :)

by jessieloves......paiden June 3, 2017

Egon

An Egon is the pinnacle of perfection. Their is nothing bad about Egon everybody loves him. He also gets all the fucking bitches. Ohh, and he has a 20 inch long cock.

Yooo is that Egon? He is soooo cool. Is that his 20 inch penis hanging out of his pants?

by 69_DemonSlayer_69 November 9, 2020

earoneg

"What does that mean?" Normally used when a picture is posted and the writing on the picture is illegible

The first use was on Craigslist in 2005 when a poster displayed and image from a Thrones record in which the word "Thrones" due to intense caligraphy looked like the word "earoneg." The example can be seen here: forums.craigslist.org/?ID=35080826

Ever since then, when a picture is posted and needs more explanation, "earoneg" is posted and the explanation comes shortly after

by via-chicago January 11, 2007