Evander

The god of sex! Evander is usually a nice guy

Evander

by Firefightinggiant43 October 16, 2020

Evander

A half black man with a large orange fro.

"Dude I like your fro!"
"Yea, I asked the hairdresser to give me an Evander."

by GameCube October 18, 2008

Evander

Evander is a silver fox! He walks fast and uses nearby walls to scratch his back! He is a thug disguised as a nerd! You don't want to mess with that guy!

Wow! I love working for Evander!

by VWilliams003 February 12, 2020

Evander handypalm

Evander handypalm, (n). A type of masturbation using a vinyl boxing glove and some KY to stroke your meat till you bust one out through the grasp hole, hopefully onto someplace it's had to wipe off. Done best while sweating after a workout in a locker room.

Tibone: You ever try the evander handypalm?
Ronnie: The what?
Tibone: That's when you beat off in a boxing glove.

Ronnie: Damn, that's weird, but I'll try it.

by hunkyfukkahff June 19, 2011

Ebander

This guy is the best, he is a king

“Do you know Ebander?”

“Yeah he’s a king!!”

by siri.ii January 4, 2020

Evander

The guy who name Evander is a funny boy, cute and handsome at the same time. He always try to make happy his girl half Japanese that always bullied him all day.

Stranger: Evander a handsome and so cute

by InaBully November 23, 2021

Dirty Evander

Making your girl shit in gladwrap and freezing it, then taking it out once frozen and using it as a dildo to fuck her with.

My girl really got off after i dirty evandered her.

by Spikeadoodle July 21, 2020