P.O.E.T.S.

Used primarily in the Australian Construction Industry. Denotes an early finish on a Friday afternoon. Stands for "Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday."

Worker 1: "Got much on for this afternoon?"
Worker 2: "P.O.E.T.S. afternoon mate"

by drizzle872 October 21, 2011

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

F.A.G.G.E.T.S

This is the Families Against Gangs Gets Everyone To Stop Organization. Created by a dumbass attempting to get out of a compromising position with authority.

Dude, I didn't mean faggets, I'm talking about F.A.G.G.E.T.S, the Families Against Gangs Gets Everyone To Stop!

Dude, don't be a fag.

by Authority Figure (booyah) July 3, 2008

T.E.T's

Tough Economic Times

"Man these T.E.T's are really killing me. My income went from 99,000,000 to only
98,999,900. How am I going to feed my family?"

by Steve Berra March 6, 2009

E.T.H.I.N.O.U.T.S

E.T.H.I.N.O.U.T.S stand for:
E = easy

T = tall
H = hopeful
I = interesting

N = nosey
O = organised

T = tired
S = students

It seems like 76% of young adults are E.T.H.I.N.O.U.T.S.

by AATTFF October 26, 2020

P.E.T.’s

The result of using substances to gain an advantage over their opponents.

Damn it!! How the hell does he keep beating me in every video game we play? I demand he gets checked for P.E.T.’s

by unDURYEAted December 26, 2020

N.E.T.S

Nipples erect through shirt..

“Dude check out those N.E.T.S”

by ogwwwyzzerdd January 14, 2022