Internet thug "bootcamp" for assholes. Those who have the biggest e-peen are better than those who don't. People compare e-peen sizes via some odd sort of "flexing" that occurs in which people try to show the other how much better they are by using all capital letters.
Mary Poppins: I CAN FLY MOTHER-FUCKER.
Joe: DAMN YOUR E-PEEN IS HUGE.
In this case, Mary Poppins is showing how he is a master at e-peen flexing.
Joe: DAMN YOUR E-PEEN IS HUGE.
In this case, Mary Poppins is showing how he is a master at e-peen flexing.
by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008
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E-peen Jousting - A battle of egos online.
E-peen Jousting - A battle of egos online.
An e-peen joust:
Person A: Lol Im a 1337 u84h h4xx0r.
Person B: I can has moar 1337 h4xx than u!
Person C: E-peen jousting ftw!!!!111!!one!1!!one
Person A: Lol Im a 1337 u84h h4xx0r.
Person B: I can has moar 1337 h4xx than u!
Person C: E-peen jousting ftw!!!!111!!one!1!!one
by Alex H Lololol May 26, 2009
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a 1337-tard (aka computer ricer) uses to make up for their real peen lacking size by dropping rediculous amounts on video cards, and cpus that will be obsolete in 30 mins
1337-tard: ZOMG DUDE I JUST GOT A Geforce999999GTR with racing stripes with macho phallic shit on teh box, next week i'll get the MAD Mathlon 8675309+ sixty-nine and a turbo absolute zero cooler
me: wow dude, you must be a fucktard, to put all that shit together for some e-peen points on hardocp forums
me: wow dude, you must be a fucktard, to put all that shit together for some e-peen points on hardocp forums
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On the internet you don't say "I got a bigger penis than you", you say "I got a bigger e-peen than you", because you can't really see it as it's over the internet and therefore electronic in nature.
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