danish landmine

A Lego brick left on the floor that you step on in the middle of the night..

I went to get a midnight snack and stepped on a danish landmine my kid had left in the kitchen. I couldn't walk for three days.

by weasel1969 October 12, 2017

Denise

A matriarch. I woman of substance that knows how to sweat blood to survive. Easily manipulated due to her good and caring nature. This lady can socialize with anyone. She is the life-line of her family and a protector. She always has time to listen, and is a shoulder to cry on. Although emotionally confined, she dreams big and enriches herself with whatever resources are available. Always willing to embark on an adventure and push through her boundaries. This undaunted gal is blind to limits and carries the world bravely on her shoulders. Life does not get her down. She's a homemaker and excels at crafts. A sturdy, headstrong, and unrelenting person. Resourceful at every opportunity and a fighter, Denise never ceases to amaze. Easy to call friend with a heart of pure gold. Earthy materials do not matter to a Denise, kindness and gratitude are her rewards. This is a peace loving soul who wishes well on all. Keep her close, she's a great companion.

If all the world could know a Denise, how perfect life would be

by The Noogie June 27, 2019

Denissa

all-around great friend, animal-loving, non-discriminating Would go to battle for you even if you were wrong. Not afraid to speak her mind and will help you speak yours as well. Can show you a thing or two about a thing or two. Once friends with her, you will never not be friends.

variant of Denise (French), and the meaning of Denissa is "follower of Dionysius". Dionysius is the Greek god of wine ... pronounced Denise-uh

by ahpro February 6, 2010

denisha

A girl who is never afraid to show her true colors. She is super sexy, hot, smart and a total badass. She is the most reliable friend to have and will always keep your secret. She may seem like a scary girl but she is just protective of her friends and family. Mess with someone she cares about you better run, she isn't afraid to through a punch where needed. Never backstab her other wise you're in for a world for of hell. If you ever get a Denisha to call your own NEVER let her go.

'Hey I just found my self a Denisha'
What!? No way dude you're so lucky!
'Yeah I know not every day a Denisha befriends somone'

by Bruve November 18, 2016

Danish Tent Assembly

The act of throwing a sheet over the erect penis of a man asleep on an Ikea futon.

We can't live in a studio apartment anymore. Last night when my mom stopped by, a quick Danish Tent Assembly was necessary.

by FordLimbo March 14, 2011

Danisnotonfire

A man with a nice tongue

You have a Tongue like danisnotonfire

by PhandomOverload February 14, 2014

Danish

Danish is an all-around phenomenal guy. Danish wins all the girls hearts over with his. Danish is very sweet and comforting and will always do nice things for the ones he loves. Danish is also very protected, don't mess with his girl or he might get mad! Danish can be quite sensitive at times but is also very chill when it comes to jokes. Danish can be a calm, play it by the books type of guy but, he's also not afraid to have a little fun, you only live once! Danish is very passionate about the things he loves and does. Danish has an amazing good side and it is always great to be on it. If you get on his bad side, though, he also has a very BAD bad side. If you are loyal and caring to Danish, he will always be the same way back. If you are mean and rude to Danish, he is not afraid to let you know how he feels. Danish is also a good investor. Danish works hard to earn money and pay bills. Danish is also very smart and studies hard to ensure he will get a good job. Overall, Danish is one of the most amazing friends you could ever have.

Hello Katia, how is it dating a Danish?
Oh, Marino, it is just delightful dating Danish, he always keeps me high!

by MathO24 October 28, 2019