Typing Dyslexia 

Noun

The term for a person who severly botches simple written words or sentences using a keyboard or phone. Used as colloquial slang suited for any time this occurs for any person, not a mental disorder of any kind.

Person 1: do yo rwaly thinl thats a giif idea
Person 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Person 1: Sorry, Typing Dyslexia

Person A: teh tim is right
Person B: Are you really using the overplayed 'teh' meme?
Person A: It's just Typing Dyslexia, calm the fuck down

Typing Dyslexia by IQuarent October 24, 2016

active dyslexia 

A form of active listening in which one repeats something that has just been said to them, but transposing words or letters to give a new meaning to the message. Its main purpose is usually to annoy, amuse, or both.

John (irate): I want to fucking die!
Marsha: I want to die fucking!
John: I like your idea better.

active dyslexia by TheLastPunslinger June 5, 2005

Music Dyslexia 

Being unable to read music, used in the show Metalocalypse on Adult Swim in the episode Dethtroll.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf has Music Dyslexia

Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Dude's Toki can't read music

Toki Wartooth: Can you?

Skwisgaar: No, I haves music dyslexkia . You know that. I don't wish to talk about it. *hangs head*

Music Dyslexia by BSP's 4 life August 23, 2009

Sexual Dyslexia 

Sexual dyslexia is when you see the spelling of a word, and your brain automatically turns it into something disgusting, dirty or sexual. Like ORGANISM becoming ORGASM. etc.

"Wow, Spiderman has a character named "Do Cock?"

"No, It's actually 'Doc Ock' - you've just got a severe case of sexual dyslexia."

Sexual Dyslexia by Eevee89 August 21, 2011

Clock Dyslexia 

The inability to read an analog clock with precision, or knowledge of the Roman numerals.

Madeline: Johnny, what time is it?

Johnny: Why? There's a clock right there!!

Madeline: I want a precise time.

Johnny: You must have clock dyslexia. It's 1:17

Clock Dyslexia by RoyalYoshi August 2, 2016

dyslexia

I have dyslexia and it is a lot more than just getting numbers and letters mixed up. your brain also learns in a completly different way. for example i almost failed the first grade because i could not read. my teacher told my parents that if i could not read on a first grade level by the end of the summer she was going to have to fail me. my parents then took me to a psychologist and she diagnosed me with Dyslexia and ADD. my parents found a tutor that knew how to teach kids with dyslexia, and in 2 months i was on a 4th grade reading level. it also effects my spelling. small words such as it i forget how to spell. I am now in the 11th grade have a 4.5 GPA i am taking college classes and i am in the top 6% of my class.

having dyslexia does not mean that you are stupid.

dyslexia by BCMD August 9, 2007

Time Zone Dyslexia

A condition where the sufferer routinely adds or subtracts wrong when planning things in more than one time zone.

Side effects include missed appointments, multiple calendar resends, manic tap-dancing through that presentation you thought was 2 hours from now. Adrenaline, cringing, lame apologies.

Coping mechanisms: OCD-like checking of the hour; counting out from East to West coast on your fingers. Pinky: Eastern is 1 pm; Ring finger is Central - so, noon; Pacific is the pointer, that'd be 10 a.m. - right? Right?

You told NYC to dial in at 10 but Chicago at 11; so is the call for 10 or 12EST?
D'oh! 10EST. Sorry - Time Zone Dyslexia.

Time Zone Dyslexia by La Jen June 12, 2011