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La Ducharme

The act of aggressively pulling a woman's hair and wrapping it around the erect penis. One must then have sex with the hair until the male ejaculates in the woman's hair. The woman must then lather the the seamen in her hair as she would with shampoo. After the the lathering, the woman must get on her knees as you "rinse" her off by urinating on her head.

TIP- "rinsing" her off my be challenging with an erect penis, so this technique my take practice to perfect.

Also avoid eating asparagus 24 hours before performing La Ducharme for maximum partner satisfaction.
Last night was perfect because after playing halo and drinking nattys with the bros, this girl I met at a party came to my house and I gave her a La Ducharme right before I called her a cab home the next morning.
by Lax Monster May 14, 2011
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dascha

Someone with a kind heart and is pretty hot
Damn I wish I can have a Dascha she's hot
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to displease, anger, or upset
It really discheeses me how many holes Marc punched into the ceiling.
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dusche Bush

simple penis, cock,dingaling a really old word use by the famous rapper Eazy-e
If dusche bush size doesn't matter why don't they make 3 inch dildos
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unauthorised discharge

During relations with your partner, as you approach the cresendo and with no prior warning or permission , you boldly unleash your man seed with reckless abandon in all the wrong places
Oh man. Last night I unauthorised discharged (UD) all over her chest and pillows
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douschenheimer

a person who is dousche to the max that german needs to be added to it
a combination of american and german
gosh sarah is such a douschenheimer
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cheesy discharge

Lizzy was walking funny until her cheesy discharge fell out. It hit the floor with a thump and rolled toward the wall. Booya! The cat ate it!
by fucwad March 16, 2004
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