hug-duration calculator

Refers to the mathematical-analysis procedure that you use to determine how long it's been since two embracing people have seen each other, how fond they are of each other, how long they've known each other, etc.

The hug-duration calculator can be very useful in guessing the details of two people's overall feelings about each other. For example, if they rush headlong towards each other "at first sighting" and totally bear-hug da crap outta each other (extra points if da guy sweeps da gal up off her feet and happily whirls her around a couple of times), this indicates that they have been apart for many months or even a year or more, and so they are simply overjoyed to finally be reunited. But if they simply step swiftly forward and enfold each other in a "deeply-tight" and super-long embrace (such as a minute or more; extra points if they also tear-dampen each other's shoulders and/or treat each other to shoulder-blade scrunchiez during said extended squeeze), this indicates that they are simply extra-fond of each other, and/or they are super-grateful for each other's friendship, emotional support, and occasional kindly assistance.

by QuacksO September 30, 2018

Self-dubation

The dubbing of one's self.

She's going through a stage of self-dubation!

by chazz101 February 7, 2008

deboration

To clean very well.

OCD people often like to deboration.

by Beef1234567890 February 22, 2017

Durationing

Putting yourself in a binbag to meditate when feeling excited or stressed.

I'm feeling really overwhelmed. I think I will go durationing.

by Kpeanut21 July 2, 2023

dooration

Da length of time dat some action occurs regarding a hinged wall-flap.

Twiddling da adjustment-screws on an overhead slam-stopper will vary da dooration of its closing-cycle and how firmly it allows said swinging panel to close.

by QuacksO December 30, 2024

Dumbnation

The ability of elected officials to provide ludicrous but catchy “solutions” to contrived and/or real problems in a fashion that convinces the constituency that the problem that didn’t exist has been fixed.

With President Trump’s turning of The Big Beautiful Water valve somewhere in America, and The People believing he fixed it, the dumbnation of the country was complete.

by Scoddy71 February 1, 2025

drug duration

How long your high lasts niggaaaaa!!

My drug duration lasted 6 hours bro.

by babygirl_1504 April 7, 2017