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Monkey Dunk

A basketball slam dunk where you swing on the rim with either one or two hands and make an unlucky defender eat your nuts while you hang on the rim.
*laughing* Miguel why you let Oscar monkey dunk on you?
by Freeloading Will August 9, 2009
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dunk the monkey

When a black person (preferably male) sticks,shoves, et. his dick in a girls pussy or ass
ugly black girl: let's go dunk the monkey.
ugly black guy: ok
(has sex)
ugly black girl:wtf i said in the ass
ugly back guy: opps looks liked i dunked the monkey in the wrong spot
by ScarFacE587 May 4, 2009
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Monkey Dunk

1.) n. The act of having your brain twisted into a rather complex pretzel, by a substance such as marijuana, mixed alcoholic beverages (i.e; jungle juice, drank, purple drank, sizzurp, lean, dirty bong water), or a combination of the two. Monkey dunking is caused by a lack of tolerance and readiness for alcoholic beverages, or marijuana. Warning, this may be caused by very high quality marijuana, not some downtown poopy brown weed.

2.)n. Refers to the act of being slammed in on the ground by an opponent, while in the cobra clutch, and said person landing on top of you as they fall.

3.)n. Being incoherent, with little to no motor skill function, due to consuming a large quantity of marijuana or other mind altering substance.
A.) Wow B(DJRuthless), look that girl Kayla over there just got monkey dunked! She definitely shouldn't have smoked weed with those guys, it's just too strong for her.

B.) Holy shit, did you see that 300lb man pick that guy up in the cobra clutch, and slam his face off the rug, he definitely is going to feel that monkey dunk tomorrow.

C.) Look at that silly goosehead on the couch, he can't even keep his eyes open. That og mudbone guy must have monkey dunked him with that high quality herb again.
by The Dangler December 9, 2012
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Monkey Dunk

The act of penetrating a woman in the doggy style position and quickly switching out to a black friend without telling said woman.
We monkey dunked that girl last night on your moms bed
by Skormm June 12, 2010
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Monkey Dunk

To get body slammed, basically you got your ass beat.
"Do Dirty" monkey dunked "Busta" on his head when they were fighting.
by cfetta October 9, 2007
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Monkey Dunk

Performed by a big man in the game of basketball, a "monkey dunk" is properly executed by slam-dunking the ball with two hands, hanging onto the rim, and raising your legs up with authority.
Did you see that monkey dunk by Barkley last night?
by SeanEds March 22, 2009
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Monkey N Ducky

Together they form a bond unbreakable. Their love can withstand any battle. With everyday that passes their love grows stronger. They will be together til the end of days and in heaven they will meet and dance in the clouds for eternity with God.
"The love of Monkey N Ducky will cease."
by JohnJacobNSallySue April 29, 2010
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