dunky

A condom. (see also funky dunky, spunky dunky).

I am too embarrassed to buy a dunky, i send my dad to get them for me. Unfortunately he always brings back the extra-large size and i can't get the buggers to fit.

by Dunky Oggins December 9, 2003

Dunkie

A condom, rubber johnny, profalactic

I need a dunkie to fuck my girlfriends wet cunt

MY dad took my dunkies off me for shagging the dog

by naughtybrethrin June 29, 2008

dunky

a rubber sheath,otherwise known as a condom

wanna make love with me love?i got some dunkys.

by mike briggs July 13, 2003

dunky

lame, can be used as a noun or adjective

Daniel was kind of dunky sophomore year; Lame ass boy is a dunky.

by emoteen227 February 21, 2017

Dunkis

Word to describe someone who is non-suave.

Aaron thinks he looks totally dunkis in the pic, but that’s not the case.

by Big Poppy 802 May 29, 2018

dunky

An ideology around which an elite trio of Alabama archaeologists have built a closed society based upon principles of honor, fraternity, and the telling of poop jokes.

C-Bar: Uh oh. **long pause** Dunkbrothers, now is the hour of our discontent.
Wedge Mouth: What, did you lay a big dunky again?
Mr. Crabbs (AKA Citizen Snipps): Just tell us you've got a change of shorts this time. Or do we have to revisit the K-Mart fiasco?
C-Bar: Uhhhhhhh...All for dunky, and dunky for all!

by Dunktanyon December 12, 2007

Dunkie

A sexual act, where a male inserts his penis into a doughnut, then proceeds to dunk the doughnut into a beverage. The doughnut is eaten off of the penis by his partner. Usually accompanied by oral sex during or after the Dunkie occurs.

The Dunkie can be performed with a variety of doughnuts and/or a number of doughnuts simultaneously. A cinnamon doughnut, could yield a Cinnamon Dunkie.

"Double Dunkie" when done with 2 doughnuts, "Triple Dunkie" with 3, and so on for the more well endowed and hungrier partners.

Dude I totally convinced my chick to do a Dunkie last night! She was hungry, so I gave her a double Cinnamon Dunkie.

by Nate70 July 2, 2010