smart like dumptruck

a colorful variant of the words idiot, stupid, retard, moron, imbecile, dope etc... meaning literally that the person is roughly as intelligent as a 50 ton dumptruck

me big like tractor, smart like dumptruck

by megan123456789 December 29, 2007

dumbcluck

A person with the intellectual capacity of a chicken who lacks the intelligence to keep quiet in situations where that fact may become evident to others

As I walked into the room with a dripping umbrella, the dumbcluck asked "Is it raining outside?".

by vicwordsmith August 17, 2006

Dumbfuckstupid

An adjective to describe a dumbfuck(ing) stupid person; an individual whose mental retardation is beyond any literary recognition.

Person 1: "Dude, is it really true that Obama was born in Kenya?"

Person 2: "Are you dumbfuckstupid?"

by Kansiov April 1, 2011

dumbfuckery

1. The art or practice of being a dumbfuck.
2. The state or condition of being a dumbfuck.

Beverly's dumbfuckery knows no bounds.

by T. Strange May 29, 2003

sloppy dumptruck

A sexual act in which the male ejaculates in the females face, immediately followed by a facial golden shower.

She said she can't be caught with a trace of DNA after I blew in her face. So I pulled up with a sloppy dumptruck!

by JDJVes June 7, 2017

Dumbfuckedness

The quality of being dumb as fuck.

The guests were unable to relate to the art critic because of their dumbfuckedness.

by raccoonmario January 27, 2010

Dumbfuckinbman

Just like it says, a permit longshoreman who thinks his knowledge is endless. The reality is they are in all aspects retarded.

Man, I was working with a dumbfuckinbman who would not shut up.

by Capnhook November 6, 2012