Professional Dumbass

Someone who does stupid shit so often, they somehow become proficient at doing it well

Stan is a professional dumbass, he keeps getting himself out of stupid situations

by Garlic S August 25, 2020

Dumbassness

A non communicable disease that tends to affect young adults but may be noticed in older individuals who continue to be carriers for many years to come.

It was out of sheer dumbassness that he opted to get drunk and get into an arguement with a cop...

by nachomama April 17, 2012

Dunbartonshire Dumbarton Complex

Dunbartonshire Complex means having that state of mind thinking association with or living with people from Dunbartonshire, Scotland makes one dumb.

The Kiltbearers were aghast by Oprah after she showed signs of having Dunbartonshire Dumbarton Complex.

by Cyclonetrading July 6, 2021

dumbarrassed

To be embarrassed over really dumbass shit.

Never feel dumbarrassed by idiots.

by jpg3 December 7, 2011

dumbass dad

When ur dad is a asshole who is emptyheaded and has now real brains but acts like he knows about anything

I have a dumbass dad i think just knowing him makes me stupid

by .Pyro. March 1, 2018

Dumbarton Complex

Any dumb person who thinks that Dumbarton translates to being "dumb."

Jessica refuses to live in Dumbarton because people might think she is dumb. Oh boy, she has DUMBARTON COMPLEX.

by Cyclonetrading July 6, 2021

suck a dick dumbshit

popularized by Sarah Lynn this common phrase is a respectful way to wish someone well when leaving a situation.

"My new catchphrase will be: Suck a dick dumbshit!"

by SmoontyLoverLexi May 31, 2017