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Gaping Dumas

1. An anus which has been probed and penetrated to the point that one's head will fit inside their respective anal cavity.

2. Anal cavity that can entertain objects 12 inches in diameter or larger.
Hey John, get your fingers out of your asshole! You already have a slim dumas. You want to end up with a flaccid, amorphous gaping dumas too?
by Ham Glaze Washington November 29, 2010
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Dufus Moronicus

the combination of a dufus and a moron
"Bart, you're not just a dufus, you're a dufus moronicus."
by chitsb January 9, 2009
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Ron DeFascist

An apt and increasingly popular nickname for the ‘war on woke’ Florida Governor who is not only a danger to democracy but who is also thankfully a complete and total buffoon.
The angry and perfectly Napoleonic Ron DeFascist is systematically taking away the rights of Floridians but they are balking at his power grabs, thereby alerting all of us to the importance of snuffing out his bid for the Presidency.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 13, 2023
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Defasex

I was fucking my girlfriend last night and she really had to take a shit, so we moved it to the bathroom and had defasex.
by purelygrace December 26, 2011
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Slim Dumas

This term originally died out with the extinction of the Western Maryland Pygmy sometime around the 5th century BC; however, recent sightings in the mountain country of Frederick County, Maryland have necessitated its resurgence.

1. A penis so small that it periodically turns inside out.

2. A penis so puny that it's sometimes bruised by the testicles.

3. A penis so miniscule that it can best be seen through the corresponding gaping dumas.
This slim dumas is so uncomfortable; maybe if I probe and penetrate my anus enough I can pop my manhood right side out.
by Ham Glaze Washington November 26, 2010
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Dubassin

Pronounced - Du-Bah-sin
When you feel like you're at the top, and nothing can bring you down. A really happy, satisfied mood. Extremely well being.

Originated by Sarzilla and Jonathan K.
Man, we just killed that whole dub sack together, How ya feelin?

I'm straight out Dubassin
by Sarzilla August 15, 2008
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Duffsex

Duffsex is where erectile dysfunction, performance anxiety or alcohol intoxication leads to the disappointing premature discontinuation of intercourse without climax by either participant.
guy1: dude, did u hear hadi got laid last night? with this bear fit irish chick innit!
guy2: yea but it was duffsex... how embarrasing. shame about the bird too, she's zhaofit.
guy1: no way! is he gay?
guy2: no think he was just too wasted innit and such.
guy1: well, at least he didn't have to pay this time.
by chairmanzhao May 31, 2010
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