Defasex

The act of sexual intercourse while defacating simultaneously

I was fucking my girlfriend last night and she really had to take a shit, so we moved it to the bathroom and had defasex.

by purelygrace December 26, 2011

decasexual

A person who is attracted to ojects, males, females, hermaphrodites, animals, and all the five previously listed nouns but in 2 dimensions (animated or drawn).

Let's use Hillary Duff, who is evidently a decasexual, as an example:

She is a decasexual because enjoys indulging herself in sexual activity with Mariah Carey, George Bush, (I don't know any famous hermaphrodites), Lassy (the famous dog) and tables. She also gets aroused by Sailormoon, Peter Griffin, (I don't know any famous animated hermaphrodites), Pikachu and that sword that the Megazord uses in Powerangers.

by Herman Shultz August 29, 2008

Decasexual

A person who is attracted to ojects, males, females, hermaphrodites, animals, and all the five previously listed nouns but in 2 dimensions (animated or drawn).

Let's use Hillary Duff, who is evidently a decasexual, as an example:

She is a decasexual because enjoys indulging herself in sexual activity with Mariah Carey, George Bush, (I don't know any famous hermaphrodites), Lassy (the famous dog) and tables. She also gets aroused by Sailormoon, Peter Griffin, (I don't know any famous animated hermaphrodites), Pikachu and that sword that the Megazord uses in Powerangers.

by Herman Shultz April 22, 2006

DEFUSEXTED

The action of being cut off while texting, by another incoming text or phone call.

I was sending a text when my other friend DEFUSEXTED me.

by DEL415 September 25, 2010