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Dusseldorf

A word used to describe the epitome of awesomeness, Sometimes confused with a "Cleveland Steamer"

This word is best used when you complete a task you had set out to do, describing that task, or the way you completed that task, as "Dusseldorf."
However, this word can be used in place for any simple word.
As an adjective: "Michael Jordan's shot was Dusseldorf."
As a noun: "Johnny got a Dusseldorf on his test, and aced the class."
As a verb: "Yo Tony, Dusseldorf me that pencil."
As an adverb: "I Dusseldorfingly hit a hole-in-one"
by dusseldorfin4life June 24, 2010
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Dusseldorf Shuffleboard

when 2 men both cum on a girls back and the one that cum's the furthest wins. ass to pussy is 1 point, pussy to tits 2 points, tits to mouth 3 points, and mouth to top of head 4 points. any thing else is no points.
"Wayne and i dusseldorf shuffleboarded stacy last night, that motherfucker beat me by like 2 points! after like 4 rounds!"
by lostinconformiti December 6, 2012
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Dusseldorf

verb - A sexual act preformed with a midget and involving cake

noun - A town in Germany.
ex. Me and my midget boyfriend dusseldorfed so hard last night, it got everywhere.

Ex. Where does Johanna live? Oh she lives in Dusseldorf.
by Ridgby March 2, 2011
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Dueceldorf

When a piece of poo is ridiculously comically large, it must be upgraded from a duece and classified as a "dueceldorf".
(noun) Little Jimmie ate 15 tacos in Tijuana and laid a 13 inch dueceldorf!

(verb) Little Jimmie rubbed his tummy, squirted out a fart, stood up and declared to his girlfriend, "Pardon me, I need to take a trip to Dueceldorf."
by Stink-SF September 25, 2009
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dusseldorf

A city place in Germany OR someone with a scrunched up face.
"That guy looks like a dusseldorf homo."
by kelleFmylyfe September 25, 2008
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Dusseldorf danke shoen

While vacationing in Germany, my girlfriend wanted to give me a "San Diego thank you" at the biergarten, but I suggested a "Dusseldorf danke shoen" would be more appropriate.
by Teeza biter July 13, 2018
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dirty dusseldorf

Much like a dirty sanchez but done like a hitler mustache
My buddy passed out drunk last night so I thought it would be hilarious to stick my finger in my nasty ass and give him a dirty dusseldorf
by reddash November 30, 2019
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