shotgun diplomacy

1. A form of negotiations where heated lead is exchanged instead of heated words.

2. Negotiating in which one side gains leverage by threatening violence.

1. Once they found out I turned them over things got rough but I got out ok with a little shotgun diplomacy.

2. Either you give me the money, or I have Bruno here use a bit of shotgun diplomacy on your ass.

by Ecks Romana April 9, 2009

Big Dick Diplomacy

Derived from Theodore Roosevelt's "Big Stick Diplomacy". Big Dick Diplomacy refers to an extremely sexually active man who is a nice guy, but gets women to sleep with him with his big dick. This eliminates the need "Speak softly but carry a big dick, and you will go far."

Dick Cheney actively practiced big dick diplomacy.

by Razzlefrazz May 10, 2013

diplomacy

The act of telling someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Typical U.S. diplomacy:

"Yeah, we've just killed 200,000 innocent civilians, but you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet, right?

by C-Mills February 22, 2008

dumbplomacy

those who believe that the public figureheads in our government actually hold an ounce of true power.

Obama will single-handedly end the war thanks to dumbplomacy!!

by artimus rex August 21, 2012

Long-haired diplomacy

Sleeping with girl from a foreign country as a means to learn her native language.

After fucking that chinese girl for months, Andy now speaks perfect mandarin. Man, long-haired diplomacy is better than Rosetta Stone!

by guailo laoshi October 19, 2011

diplomacy

The ability to be able to say "Good dog" while reaching for a beat-down stick

"That's cruel!"
"No, that's diplomacy."

by Anonymous June 30, 2003

Diplomacy

An awesome Avalon-Hill board game of strategy, tactics, negotiation, and (best of all) backstabbing.

Players play any one of 7 pre-WWI European countries and try to take over the rest. Gameplay can be best described as a cross between Risk and chess. Risk, because of the map-based, multi-player world domination aspect, chess, because the strategies are complex even though the rules may be simple. In addition, like chess, Diplomacy is the only other board game with popularity in the play-by-mail or play-by-email form.
A backstab is often abbreviated as "stab."

Player 1: What'd you do that for!? I thought we agreed to DMZ the English Channel!
Player 2: All is fair in love, war and Diplomacy.

by moskatoe June 29, 2008